Teleological Questions for Dayton3

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  1. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    What is the purpose of this thread?

    What is the purpose of asking you that question?
     
    Liet, May 11, 2015
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  2. K.

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    Also, can you shoot an apple off your son's head at a hundred paces?

    NOTE: DO NOT ACTUALLY TRY THIS. THE QUESTION WAS PURELY RHETORICAL.
     
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  3. Chardman

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    Can his father shoot an apple off of Dayton's head at a hundred paces?

    NOTE: DO ACTUALLY TRY THIS. THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION MUST BE DETERMINED.
     
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  4. K.

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    I am a sad, sad man: I now want to know more than anything else whether you can only shoot an apple off of someone's head, which definitely makes sense, or whether it is also grammatically (if not politically or socially, depending on company) acceptable to shoot it off someone's head.
     
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  5. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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  6. K.

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    I guess shooting an arrow off someone's head should mean shooting from, rather than at, the top of their head.

    Do you think I need a hobby?
     
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  7. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    Is that anything like the time I shot an elephant in my pajamas?
     
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    Shouldn't that be "into"?
     
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  9. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Good lord man!! Just what size pajamas do you wear!!!!
     
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  10. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Wow! Dayton one upped the great Groucho Marx.


    Just slightly. :garamet:
     
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  11. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    groucho.gif

    I've been saving this for years.


    groucho.gif
     
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