Also, can you shoot an apple off your son's head at a hundred paces? NOTE: DO NOT ACTUALLY TRY THIS. THE QUESTION WAS PURELY RHETORICAL.
Can his father shoot an apple off of Dayton's head at a hundred paces? NOTE: DO ACTUALLY TRY THIS. THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION MUST BE DETERMINED.
I am a sad, sad man: I now want to know more than anything else whether you can only shoot an apple off of someone's head, which definitely makes sense, or whether it is also grammatically (if not politically or socially, depending on company) acceptable to shoot it off someone's head.
I guess shooting an arrow off someone's head should mean shooting from, rather than at, the top of their head. Do you think I need a hobby?