Obama still has an hour to ban guns, push Sharia Law into effect and force everyone to marry the same gender. Get to it!
The Obama family is reportedly going on vacation to California. Let's be real. They're obviously looking to get illegal immigrant drivers licenses and hide away in a sanctuary city like SF.
Y'know, if I thought leftist ideas inherently lead to totalitarian rule by dictators, you know what I'd do to stop its rise? Lie like a motherfucker, be obstructionist, be petty, be vindictive, and sow fear in others with bullshit conspiracy theories, to the point of even being racist, and not care what anyone else thought about it. Just totally ruin my soul, and poison my morality, and stop being everything I used to like about myself, and murder who I grew up being. Because it would totally be worth it. Because that makes so much logical sense. Oh, wait, no, the opposite. It makes no goddamned sense at all. But that's the narrative the "best and brightest minds", of conservatism came up with when they were beaten, ass-bloodied, and scared on election night in '09. And it's the hook the Marsos of the world gleefully bit into. Remember that shit when a Trumpster tries to act all "moral", at you. Don't let that bullshit fly.
It certainly took Obama a long time to produce the allegedly authentic birth certificate. He could have stopped this in its tracks months before he did, yet he chose to wait. I guess making a forgery look real takes time. Is that why Grathan Tolar couldn't make a holo-program that would stand up to Romulan inspection? He just wasn't given enough time to make it foolproof?
The other day I was playing the Neverwinter Nights mod Darkness Over Daggerford. At one point, I came across two "philosophers" standing near a cliff that the leader of their philosophy had jumped off. Their ideology was based on the premise that true knowledge comes from making an assumption based on a gut reaction, and then using logic and deductive reasoning to explain why the initial assumption is correct. In a nearby cave I found a journal belonging to the founder, explaining how his original paper was an argument that gut feelings may have a place in philosophy and shouldn't necessarily automatically dismissed as invalid, and how his idiot "students" ruined his life and made him a laughing stock amount his peers, infuriating him to the point where he eventually jumped off a cliff. When I showed this journal to the philosophers, they came to the conclusion that it must be a fake because their gut feeling was that the "founder" wouldn't say such things. Anyway, I suggested they should emulate the founder and jump off the cliff themselves, and they did so. Unfortunately, that's not so easy in real life.
About an hour ago he came around here collecting guns. At least I think it was him because all those black guys look the same to me and my racist neighbors so we all gave in and handed him our weapons figuring we knew it was going to happen someday. I am sure nothing bad will come of that.