Shen, I Have Just Parallel Parked in Corinth

At Martha’s Menu! I’m a bit apprehensive - will the food kill me?

Shep!

One could only hope!

What the fuck is “Shen”?

I think he was Abraham's next door neighbor's son-in-law.

SHRERPL's Imaginary Friend.

ETA: According to Google Maps, it's on Cruise Street.

Poodle's on his way to his next stop.

@Nova - are there no good breakfast places in Corinth?! Martha’s Menu did a good job in the egg prep and cooking’s for the omelettes but the ingredients were what you would expect for the price.

Uh, oh! It looks like things didn't go as planned! What ever will Poodle do?

Are you sure poodle is tall enough for the trip to Uranus, or will be need to strap on some kind of platform to meet the physical length requirements?

Nah, it's Poodle's wife who uses the strap-on.

You guys sure spend a lot of time fantasizing about my wife and I and our sexual encounters.

Of which there are many. I assure you.

So, you're saying that, like Dayton, you can get it far more often than you want it. Not really surprised.

No, that’s not what I’m saying at all. I’m saying I have it as often as I want it.

Why are you posting Blue Room material in the Red Room? I doubt your wife would appreciation your "candor" at the expense of her privacy.

Oh, so she is the man of the family.

I bet your butt is all a quiver.

Poodle has a long standing history of using sexual insults for women so I doubt it would be too surprising.

Strange, I don’t think I’ve ever insulted a woman.

And just because it's funny in the context of this thread:

Like I said, I have never insulted a woman.

Apparently the only woman @Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee has ever known is his mother.

In his defense most women run screaming from his presence IRL.

I thought she shot herself in the hospital after giving birth?

Don't stoop to his level.

You are a little late with that, you should have told me twenty years ago.

It's never too late to rise above these whited sepulchers. And given how frightened they are inside, it's relatively easy.

Considering how small their Dicks are I would guess most women can do it with a stiff breeze.

who the fuck is Shep?

I've not eaten breakfast in Corinth since there was a Shoney's with a breakfast bar, and other than that I've not done so since the mid-80's when we would visit the old truck stop after a night out at the bar.

I can offer no advice about any of the locally owned fare.