Even her eyes look crazy. (The crazy ex-girlfriend thread)

how about light choking?

Probably a good call as she is obviously cuckoo for coco puffs.

But I can tell you with certainty that chicks with sharp cutting objects can totally cause one to lose an erection!

I never got an erection from adrenaline. Adrenaline is for "fight or flight" not "fight or fuck" or "fuck or flight."

Lol, I'm in Manila trying to hook up with Filipinas. I expect this sort of thing in the OP to happen at least once.

Grow a pair and try Davao.

Yeah, it's usually the comedown (oddly named here) but "glad-to-be-alive-sex" is more about the endorphin high.

That said, the human body will work miracles to get out of certain death. Plus guy-thinking. "If I don't fuck her, I'm dead. If I do, she might let me live. And I can get a fuck out of this that NO-ONE can blame me for, so I can die fucking or live with one extra fuck on my record, it's a win-win!"

Seriously, though, there was a historical female ruler (of the Boudicca ilk - actually 17th century Angola) who forced men to fight to the death for her amusement, with the winner having only the reward of sleeping with her before being put to death also. As QI put it, that's "one tense coitus", but assumed there might be the vague hope in the guy that he might perform so well she'd offer a reprieve...

Last night I was with a woman whose family was from Davao. She talked about it so fondly with no irony whatsoever, as if it were such a pleasant place.

I didn't say anything because I wanted to get laid. Lol

What about the MILF?

Nothing says I am a hooker like talking longingly about the whore house capital of a country.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle...-dollar1500-attendance-fee/ar-BBMvYKk?ocid=st

Not as bad as the OP as no laws were broken but Canadian bridezilla sure lost her shit when the guests decided not to attend her wedding after she decided to charge a $1500 per person entry fee.

You're actually not doing math at all. There are no numbers listed about how old the man is. There is no extra information that could be used to DEDUCE how old he is, except that he is living in an apartment in an area where housing isn't expensive.

So, most likely, he isn't that old, because people in free parts of the country don't stay in apartment slavery if they can avoid it.

No sir, you're not doing math. What you're doing is called talking out of your butt.

Oh that was in Canada?!?!

Yeah, I was shocked at first, but that’s when I thought it was real money. What’s the big deal in asking for a couple bucks instead of a toaster?