A rare re-appearance. At home, watchin' Hawaii Five-O, bored, and drinking whiskey. No incoherence here. No politics, just raw truth. Post what you want in here, or ask me what I think about whatever. If I catch the question before I punk out for the night, you'll get an honest answer. A few of you are on ignore and will find my lack of response bewildering- don't take it personally.
Trying to think of a question to ask a drunk imbecile. can you please go piss on the nearest person to you?
Next time run a hose from your car exhaust straight into your HVAC and leave your car engine running. Gets you drunk much faster.
I'm having a nice, refreshing glass of ice water. Oh, and I'm not wearing any pants. You're welcome for the mental image.
Not to terribly surprising to find two scumbags like yourselves getting along. @Dinner needs some new friends, perhaps you can help him out. So does this mean I get to kick noodles and useless around for a while?
Sunday night, wife has the flu, and I'm up late tending the home fires and not feeling tired. Moderate amounts of whiskey may be involved- I'm confident of my chances against the flu. Questions, philosophy, the meaning of life. Entertain me, you retarded wordforge monkeys, and I might entertain you back. Or I might go to bed in the next ten minutes.
How noble of you to fall asleep drunk - again - instead of asking your wife "Honey, do you need anything?" That would be my definition of a loser. It's obvious nobody cares what you think about anything, drunk or sober. Go snuggle up with @Tuttle. He ain't got nobody else.