Marso teh fuckin' whiskey thread

A rare re-appearance. At home, watchin' Hawaii Five-O, bored, and drinking whiskey. No incoherence here. No politics, just raw truth. Post what you want in here, or ask me what I think about whatever. If I catch the question before I punk out for the night, you'll get an honest answer. A few of you are on ignore and will find my lack of response bewildering- don't take it personally.

what do you suggest if one enjoys whiskey but avoids it because it causes heartburn?

Trying to think of a question to ask a drunk imbecile.

can you please go piss on the nearest person to you?

A merciful death.

I guess he passed out.

Hey @Dinner you have competition.

Marso's always made these threads in the past. It's kinda like Teh Baba threads, but readable

Interesting. Has anyone else noticed how @Marso bleeds into @Tuttle ?

Lansoprazole

Actually, wonders if I've made the ignore list....

But enough of about their dangerous sex life.

These threads make me wish I drank.

I shouldn't have bothered. I think I went to bed about ten minutes after the OP.

Next time run a hose from your car exhaust straight into your HVAC and leave your car engine running. Gets you drunk much faster.

Well, @Marso, you're clearly doing something right.

You're getting old, Clegane.

geshundheit

I'm having a nice, refreshing glass of ice water. Oh, and I'm not wearing any pants. You're welcome for the mental image.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Would Dayton survive the night's watch?

elwood is playing third witcher game naked it's got breast physics.

Excuse me; I'm easily amused.

Ice doesn't exist in Alabama

I have switched to iced tea sweetened with splenda.

My Friday nights are a thrill per minute.

Not to terribly surprising to find two scumbags like yourselves getting along. @Dinner needs some new friends, perhaps you can help him out.

So does this mean I get to kick noodles and useless around for a while?

Sunday night, wife has the flu, and I'm up late tending the home fires and not feeling tired.

Moderate amounts of whiskey may be involved- I'm confident of my chances against the flu.

Questions, philosophy, the meaning of life. Entertain me, you retarded wordforge monkeys, and I might entertain you back. Or I might go to bed in the next ten minutes.

Gave you guys a whole hour this time... L is for Loser, my bitches...

Time's up?

The original or the remake of 5-0?

How noble of you to fall asleep drunk - again - instead of asking your wife "Honey, do you need anything?"

That would be my definition of a loser.

It's obvious nobody cares what you think about anything, drunk or sober.

Go snuggle up with @Tuttle. He ain't got nobody else.