the Jussie Smollett incident - what say you wordforge?

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  1. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    CNN and it's cohorts should be forced to pay, they're the ones that hypnotized him into his delusions about Trump/MAGA white supremacists.

    Anyway Chicago apparently had 561 homicides in 2018, down about 100 murders compared to 2017. It would barely show, but they could solve a few more murders by just dumping the corpses somewhere on the North Shore. BUt I like the idea about billing Smollet - garnish his wages until he gets social security if needed.
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  3. Dayton Kitchens

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    I've never even been to Norway, dude.
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  4. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    His plan almost worked. Certainly, a lot more people know the name Jussie Smollett today than did two months ago.

    Had the story gone unchallenged, he'd have continued to be celebrated as the victim of a hate crime, and he'd be the go-to guy for commentary every time anything remotely similar happened. His profile would've been raised tremendously, and demands for a higher salary would've been met more receptively.
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  5. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    hell.jpeg

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    Looks like he missed out on his big NIKE deal

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    It is interesting that the Chief of Police and the spokesperson for the prosecutor's office are black, isn't it?
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    Plus, it's generally got the shittiest weather. :brood:
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    yeah what's up with that? We should all boycott February! :shakefist:
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    He paid the Nigerian brothers with.......a cheque :rotfl:
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    Dude has postal inspectors on his ass over the fake threat, what ever time he's gonna get for wasting the police's resources is gonna be a drop in the bucket next to what he's gonna get for fucking with the mail. Double so if they decide the crushed up asprin is worthy of a terror charge.
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  12. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    not really. Augusta has a black mayor, black chief of police, black pretty much everything. It makes sense if a city has a large black population.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    "I heard that twelve detectives worked on Smollet's hoax. If they had not wasted that time they might've solved a couple of murders." - Dayton

    :lol: According to their chief of police only 12 percent of Chicago murders get solved anyway. So the Smollett thing is a drop in the bucket when it comes to wasting man power.
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    That figure is quite shocking and incredible. Nationwide don't at least half of murders get solved?
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    :facepalm:

    Clearly, we are dealing with a master criminal.
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    Welcome to MAGA country, Jussie.
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    Oh hell yes. :diacanu:
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    and those Nigerians are going to be PISSED when that check bounces! Smollett will be begging to be behind bars to get away from those two! :shep:
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    They were last seen carrying a noose and some bleach, looking for him...
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    holy shit 2015 was a bitch of a year for terrorism!
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I read a book a couple of years ago from a homicide detective in Baltimore. The odds of a murderer actually getting convicted after the whole chain of murdering somebody begins is around 25 percent there. First they have to get positively identified as the murderer - then the evidence has to be there before the prosecution will even consider a long involved murder trial - then the jury has to decide their fate. That's a long chain that is broken 75 percent of the time. That's just the reality of the legal/justice system.
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    okay it's official - I am THE WORST "shithouse lawyer" on the planet. :( I predicted nothing but a wrist slap for Smollett a few days ago.
    Now he's under arrest with his bail set at 100,000 dollars. Hell, if he hasn't been bailed out yet I will step up to the plate! :yes:
    But he'll have to accept a check. And Jussie don't cash it for at least a few days, okay? My bank account is just a little bit too short to cover that at the moment.
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    Trying to draw parallels between this Smollett clown and Andrew McCabe ranks up there as one of the dumbest things I've read in 2019.

    Now, I find it telling that conservative media is taking up the mantra that 'hoaxes hurt real victims.' That's true. If you left it at that you'd be correct. Unfortunately it's serving as an opening to broadbrush minorities as untrustworthy or criminal. I don't buy their crocodile tears for one second.
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  27. TheLonelySquire

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    This Smollett character is highly unstable and appears to have made many bad choices in his life. His fall isn't going to be pretty. Even his castmates want him gone.
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    Smollett continues to double down. Reports say he swore to God in front of his co-workers that he didn't perpetrate a hoax.

    His mouth is writing checks his body can't cash. He must sense he's finished, and he's holding out for a miracle to get him off the hook.
  29. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Do they still do movies of the week? He could star in his own story.
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    The sooner this stupid piece of shit attention whore loser fades into obscurity, the better.

    I'm already sick of hearing about him.

    Just send him to the clink and let the inmates take it out on his ass.