Ask me how big? Humungous.

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    That is awesome! Also, I doubt they used transparent wood on my watch. It was very inexpensive, and while in the long run transparent wood will likely drop significantly in price, as it stands it's a new item so companies like Apple will scoop it up and people will pay absurd prices for it until that happens.
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    IIRC back when John Castle/Visionrazor was "just asking questions" about the Holocaust, @Hood was quite understandably livid. Had a grandfather who helped liberate one of the camps or something? Anyway, something I've been wondering about since I saw Storm's Telegram.
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Doesn’t Timex come from the fuse timers on bombs?
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    According to wiki, no.
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Not the name but the mechanism. Either they or the Japanese latched onto the tech for making fuse timers which was much cheaper than the European mechanisms. I could be misremembering.
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    Timex did make fuse timers, which makes sense, but I don't think their tech originated with that.

    I haven't worn a watch in years. Don't like the feeling of it.
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    According to Trinity: The Atomic Bomb Movie, the most precise timers were made by camera companies.
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    Silly me with my smartphone when I could have had a multi thousand dollar watch. What the fuck was I thinking?
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    Fixed.

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    Modern bombs don't tick. They vibrate. Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But ... every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] ... it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo.
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    Hello from theatre 4.
    FYI since I know admin likes to keep an eye on when I log in to speak to Summerteeth and others by PM (Hi Elwood!) I will be in and out from time to time.
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    You really are a cunt.

    Wife is an oncology nurse. She says all drs are creeps. They make everything about themselves. I bet she makes more than you and has a faster car.

    Oh, and photoshop is easy.
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  16. Hood

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    I don’t even know who you are mush.
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    My god. Is that your proboscis?

    I bet all nurses dread your nasal twang and laugh behind your back.
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    Hi WaB. Hope you’re well.
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    So sad. Trying to impress strangers on a message board.

    Loser.
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    Hey hey, he has an overpriced watch. He can tell time. I know this because I read it on my smartphone in between getting the news, playing games, and talking with my friends.

    So have some respect for the cool Boomer. After all he paid a lot of money for his watch so you would have to respect him. How would you know he is an obsolete brand whore if he did not tell you?

    BTW @Hood pics or it didn't happen. I know you are a fucking idiot, but could you at least catch up with the millenials? How the fuck are we going to know your lies are true if you cannot post a pic of a rolex? How much time does it take to do a search and get one? Stop cosplaying a doctor and get us a pic.
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    So is the 8k watch the new lesbian shoe?
    Eh...it doesn't take the title, lesbian shoe still keeps the failure crown.
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    On the left is an IWC Spitfire. On the right is an Omega Seamaster Planet Ocean Skyfall edition.
    I imagine both of these would keep a mentally ill man who thinks he’s a woman in hormones for a good while.
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    Speaking of failure, where can I buy something you’ve written?
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    Is it edgier than being a rich kid who moves to the North West and becomes a Bolshevik? Asking for a friend. BTW I hear your wife has some big fat cow tits. My compliments.

    Hey wAnc, ‘member when you were going to be a lawyer on a million dollars a year? I ‘member.
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    Oh, you'd just love Storm Rucker's Telegraph feed.
    He calls himself Spectre these days, and is mask-off about his swastika kissing.
    Anyway, he's 100% with you on the trans issue.
    Funny how that happens.
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    You can't say wife. Not cool, man.
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    Everyone who disagrees with me is a Nazi!!!

    Anyway, about your body of work, got a link for me to place an order? I would love to be your patron.
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    Too late :j:
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    Remember when you messaged me to help you with your anxiety about flying? Worked for you then fat lad.
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    Hood Wibble Cunt

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    Great uncle was a medic into Belsen.
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