Candlelight Vigil for Oldfella?

Probably. But given the number of posters here who signed on to comment without knowing it was their last time, I wouldn't take that as a given.

Is this my last post before I die?

This is a tragic last post.

This one, on the other hand, is cause for a joyous celebration.

LOL - you could read that as either Faceman's... or yours.

Best Last Post:

So ... white collar on blue collar crime?

So, since I'm not clever or quick, I had to google "famous last words" to add my own. but, they're all so good ...

• Beethoven. Friends applaud, the comedy is over. ...
• Marie Antoinette. “Pardon me sir. ...
• James Donald French. How's this for your headline? ...
• Salvador Allende. These are my last words, and I am certain that my sacrifice will not be in vain. ...

There was an entire list, but google wanted me to go to that website and that website insisted on putting cookies on my computer. So, this is all you get from. My favorite is Beethoven's.

Though if it WAS Oldfeller's last post, then it would be a cartoon of the flintstones.

His 2nd to last post would be 'Fuck you, Retard.'

A moment of silence, please.

Nope. This is by far the best last post:

Also, did oldfella die or something?

We don’t know.

Would we know, anyway? Hasn't he been brain dead for the past few years?

@oldfella1962 's last post: "I'd hit that."

For the most part, @oldfella1962 could be any one of a hundred men with whom I associate on a daily basis. Even if I disagree with many of his statements, I hope he's ok. He's only 2 years older than I. So, he's too young to die.

Who cares what they think? They're nothing more than miserable basement wusses who get their jollies off picking fights on the internet because they lack the balls to do it in person. Just put the douchebags on ignore and be done with it.

Hello. Welcome to the internet. For your browsing safety, please ensure your toughskin(c) is enabled and your feelings are put in a box. If any unwanted attention is sent your way, if anyone "mansplains" anything to you, if you are called names or threatened with sexual violence, do not worry, it's just the internet. If this doesn't make you feel more comfortable, please disconnect.

oh, wait. That's my ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE. Get over yourselves.

Was oldfella McAfee all along?

Nope.

He died the very next day of hemorrhoid complications.

He should never have used preparation Trump.

So who is going to pout in the green room without OF here?

he lives in other ways.... brrrRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!

We were dealing with some pretty profound retardation with ol' oldfella. Maybe he just forgot his login info.

I nominate @Jenee to take oldfella's place. As @Ten Lubak says, she's the female version.

How hard is it to remember 12345?

This has a less than 1/13,000 chance of being my last post on this website.

If I just keep spamming billions and trillions of posts, eventually the chance of any given post being my last will become so trivial that any scientist would tell you it's essentially zero, thus at that point I will never make my last post and I will live forever. That's only logic.

I think you inverted something there old chum.