The US Space Force

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  1. We Are Borg

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    Biden needs to sign an Executive Order to end this farce.

    I guaran-fucking-tee you that other branches of the military are laughing their asses off at Space Force.
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  2. Chaos Descending

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    Can't. It would take an act of Congress, which isn't going to happen.

    The other branches of the military are generally supportive of the role and in fact very existence of the Space Force.
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    Yep. Keep toeing that Republican line!
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    They've all got someone new to look down on! The Navy doesn't have to worry about being seen as a bunch of homosexuals (not that that's a problem outside of the armed forces and Republicanism). The Marines can ignore the dumb muscle jokes! The Air Force can shake off the Tom Cruise stereotype! Everyone's a winner!!
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    Correct spelling of toeing in this context has me so fucking hard for you right now.
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    Do you have a source for this pronouncement? Or are you just pulling this assumption out of your ass?
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    Nothing “Republican” about it. The Space Force was a bipartisan effort and your boy Biden is in favor of it too.
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Oh, we definitely are.

    We've even stopped making Chair Force jokes as we embrace them as Real Military before those fucks. Kinda like out haters of Discovery now love Enterprise :borg:
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    Data center in space.

    They need the computing ability in space to make decisions.

    Time to pull the plug on these morons

    (Merge the fucking threads if a related topic offends you that much.)
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    Tweet it and we'll consider it :diacanu:
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    Yes, let's put up a data center before we actually have any personnel in orbit, and next to no assets (I assume there's still an X-37B somewhere). :rolleyes: Someone's trying to get a foot in the door towards equal budget with the other forces. Not using up existing ground station bandwidth is great, but it's a fuckton cheaper to, y'know, add more ground stations, than to build a military version of Starlink and ship tons of compute hardware to orbit.
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    Every time I go to the VA, I am reminded that this is actually real and I fucking hate it :brood:

    But kudos to the Coast Guard because no one rips on them anymore because they weren't created under Trump lol
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    Huh ... until just now, I never knew the Coast Guard wasn't under DOD.
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