The US Space Force

Trump has ordered the creation of a sixth branch of the armed forces, the Space Force.

Can’t really get into the details at the moment, but I just want to say, it’s about damn time we take the Cylon threat seriously.

he's making saturday morning cartoons come true T_T

:edit: damn you @Amaris.

What can I say? I used to LOVE that show.

This is great news from a President who stared directly at a fucking solar eclipse.





I'm sure this won't be bungled at all.

And finally, a military branch suitable for @Dayton3!

The caption should read "From one big orange ball of gas to another."

i thought i was the only one...

Great, another branch of the military.

We're gonna build a Death Star and make Alderaan pay for it!

My parents bought me a VHS tape they'd seen at a local Odd Lots (now Big Lots), a discount outlet store. It was in a bargain bin labeled "$1 Tapes" and dad saw the word "space" and figured I'd like it. It had "Nantucket Sleighride" and "Trojan Crowbar," and I watched them until the video tape was worn out and warped. So yes, I loved them.

Just six months after adding $2 trillion to the debt.

The party of fiscal responsibility my ass.

Moar liek a twig amirite

Donnie Smallhands knows all about “twigs,” amirite?

Hey, if it gets people to shut up about the damn kids, it's worth it!

"Space Force"?

Ugh. Sounds like a Lego range. But then, I suppose that's fitting given that you installed a toddler into the Oval Office...

The name is funny as he'll and just about every radio host yesterday was making fun of it (one of them used the old Space Ghost intro renamed Space Force). Fortunately, Trump cannot do this without an act of Congress which will not be forthcoming.

The eclipse? Then President Trump has stared directly into the face of the enemy! Who better to lead us to victory? BTW I think my own cats might be working for the enemy.
They lay on a chair seemingly all day long by the window soaking up the energy of the great red beast - no doubt communicating with it and plotting our eventual demise.

I wonder what brand of sugary breakfast cereal has a Space Force decoder ring? Of course mom will make me finish the cereal I already have open first - what a bitch!

We're awaiting an RFP from Lockheed for space fighter electronics.

So since the USAF is the offspring of the Army, the USSF will be its grandchild. Awww. So proud.

I swear they did this already. What happened to Space Corps?

It's about time - it's 2018, dammit! According to the 1960s, we should have had space fighters and space carriers by [reverb on] The Year Two Thousand [/reverb off].

Should have spun it off from the Navy.

Nope, because then they'd have to call it "Sock Force" as it was full of seamen!

Will this mean we'll see a Sky Marshal Kitchens?














Who am I kidding?

Dayton wouldn't join this branch of the military either.

Chewie’s let himself go a bit...