The US Space Force

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  1. Tererune

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    Yes, I know it is me posting poorly and not you being a complete fuckwit. Keep telling yourself it is everyone else's problem.
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    Keep backing off your lies. It is just evidence you know how stupid you really are Mr. Trump.
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    The claim I got my degree from a "mail order college" was based on absolutely nothing I ever posted. It was made up by you (or possibly another member here but I'm pretty sure it was you).

    Why can't I not believe that Trump was a good business owner? You can find many posts by me denying he ever was? I think the criticism of him for bankruptcy's is excessive given that isn't necessarily the mark of a good or a bad businessman but otherwise I don't think he accomplished much in the world of private business and finance.

    My position on the Bible has been the same for years.
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    I just think you're an autistic, racist, ignorant buffoon.
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  5. Rimjob Bob

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    You claimed to be a historian. And that you'd specialized in the Cold War. Only to later admit that your degree was in business, not history.

    :facepalm: Your "basically" would apply to anyone who happened to be American and born in the late '60s/early '70s. Which, in terms of specialized knowledge of the subject we're discussing, is useless.

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    Not even close. You happily wave around stupid ideas about how the US should do this or that military action, and when people who've actually served in the military and know WTF combat is like tell you that you're full of shit, instead of saying, "Hmm. I guess I was wrong about that." you double the fuck down and proceed to proclaim that if you were somehow president none of the issues which they raise would matter. Why? You don't really have an answer, but apparently, it involves you waving a magic wand or some shit.
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    The "mail order diploma" was inspired by you talking about getting a correspondence degree from an ad you saw in "Armchair General." Somebody had links to your ideas about this in their sig for a while, but they've since deleted it.
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    For real? :wtf: :lol:
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    I talked about the possibility of getting a degree in Military History from a university that does indeed specialize in subjects such as that. Not sure what is wrong with that. But I've looked in to it and the number of courses you have to take are quite extensive.
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    Amateur historian. I haven't actually gotten paid for work in history. Yet. Though I have written and produced work regarding the Cold War that was well received by fellow history teachers.
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    It's sort of like someone who can't stand the sight of blood going for a medical degree. Not exactly, but close enough that I'm sure everyone else will have a good chuckle about it.
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    But your PRAXIS scores!
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    Damned good on content knowledge indeed!!!

    Now let me guess.

    dump rep? facepalm? or simple disagree?

    Or will it be facepalm from Tuckerfan? GFY from ed629? disagree from shooter?, or a dump rep from whomever is left?
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    Ok.
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    He did ask for it.
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    We need a Cyber Force more than we need a Space Force.
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    What about a tiny Space Force that specializes in computer sabotage?

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    Rations and housing would be...minimal. :bergman:
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    I would like to suggest an alternative force:

    9780899631011-us.jpg
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    Actually, during the war it was renamed the US Army Air Forces.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Army_Air_Forces
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    Funny thing is, back in 2002-03, I gave a joke presentation to my AFROTC class which literally made much the same arguments for splitting the Space Command into its own separate service branch in an analogous fashion to how the USAF was formed out of the USAAF. There was a very liberal use of Star Trek and Stargate gifs. :lol:
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    And it's dead.
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