Santa's... er, Satan's Sinfully Wholesome Political Memes

Mittens voted yes?
Russel M Nelson will not be pleased

"And I started jumping up and down yelling, Kill!, Kill!, Kill!."

Faster pussycat!

I'm sure Newmax has had an offer on the table for a week at least

Call me when you start making your own guns.

Agree 100,000 percent.

Stay tuned for petulant rationalizing and dishonest comparisons.

Now kiss!

Kiss THIS.

EVs: Fighting climate change. I'm not sure the support infrasctructure is as good as needed, nor is the production of the batteries great, but the gas guzzlers need to be phased out sooner than later, which will make necessity the innovating drive.
Speech: 'Stop being a jerk' 'Muh free speech, tard!' 'STOP BEING A JERK!' (yeah, it can be pushed too hard, but really, stop being a jerk)
Vaccines: Long mandated by public schools. Non-issue blown up by fucking Andrew fucking Wakefield and latched onto everyone else by the anti-vaxx movement. Get vaxxed and protect society.
Energy: Uh, yeah. The anti-nuke crowd is... yeah. Build the nuke plants, build the solar and wind, get rid of gas and coal power plants, and let's get fusion sooner than later.
Schools: um, I need examples to examine.

Ok, that's funny.

Actually, wonder if MySpace is still around...

School choice.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/School_choice

It is.

Thanks for the context. Always struck me as something coming from the right and/or wealthy, so not so much a Democrat position.