Santa's... er, Satan's Sinfully Wholesome Political Memes

They should have made Daniel Craig gay with Pierce Brosnan, then it would have been James Bond fucking himself.

Not sure if that's actually a good thing.

I've expunged the Pierce Brosnan years from my memory. Worst Bond ever.

Spoken like someone who’s never seen the James Bond, Jr cartoon. Or, for that matter, the first two Casino Royale movies. (The 1950s version was made-for-TV, and Bond was an American spy who went by “Jimmy.”) The less said about the David Niven, Woody Allen, Orson Welles version, the better.

Fuck you sideways. You picked the wrong guy to mess with. I'm a Bond completist.

I have every single Bond book ever written, including several rare first editions of Ian Fleming's novels, and pretty much everything that was put to print after Martin Amis' Colonel Sun. That also includes the comics starting with the Illustrated Classics Dr. No up to the recent Dynamite graphic novels.

I also pretty much have every iteration of James Bond ever put to celluloid, including the aforementioned original 1954 CBS version of Casino Royale and episodes of James Bond Jr. on VHS.

So when I say that Pierce Brosnon sucked, I know what I'm fucking talking about.

Yeah, sure, pal. That post was almost as spittle flecked as one of FF’s when he opts for his favorite sandwich. You know, this one:



Don’t expect any of us to believe it, though.

Fun fact: There are several different halal versions of the Double Down. In one of them, the bacon is replaced by a slice of processed, smoked ... chicken.

The obvious solution is for socialist/unionist hackers to make their own AIs that'll infect the corporate AIs with a conscience.
Like Vision vs Ultron.

The science fiction principle of AI is that it is only as good (or bad) as its programing. The best dramatization of this ever made is "Person of Interest"

Although, I just got finished with "Travelers" which is also a show with an AI central to the events - not nearly as magnificent as PoI but good - in that one the AI was largely unconstrained but it was programed with a specific core objective and the limitation that it could not deliberately choose to kill.

Hey Billy, do you think all people who flee communist countries should have the same opportunity to apply for asylum like the guy you voted for did?

The waffle Double Down is unquestionably the best.

No, I forbid this.

It's bad enough that I go to the current thread hoping for fresh political memes, and instead get page after page of all you dipshits arguing with FF and/or UA. There's no need to start new arguments in old meme threads.

My Momma told me I don’t have to listen to you!

Nuts, but very few balls.

Or you can think about this possible AI

Also, fewer spines than the invertebrate exhibit at the museum of natural history.

I'd say it fits with the quality of your "history degree"..

Never could figure out this american need to dump on the french... they not only won your revolution for you, but gave their own monarchy up to do so.

what's truly pathetic is you believe this of yourself. and that it makes you special and unique.

mowed a few lawns when you were 12?

had a paper route?

from what I've seen of you these past 30 years, you've never had anywhere to fall but up.