Rush Limbaugh Dead at 70

I was hoping we could bring rush back so he could choke to death on his fluids and have all his organs fail again. That seemed like a fun time for us. Maybe we could get him back as a deadite so we can cut him into little painful bits and step on them all?

If it wasn't for how much we need to help the poor i would say we should put some effort into this. You know, for the children who didn't get a chance to torture and annoy Rush's worthless ass.

Good for them. What's the GOP done lately?

And this is why you're a hypocrite.

hypocrite, no. Guilty of what-about-ism. yes. Get your memes straight.

I fully endorse the trashing of animal test centers. Do you endorse the trashing of the capital?

Then you support terrorism.

Um.....no. I don't support terrorism.

But you support the GOP.

No I don't dipshit. I don't support either party. How many times do you idiots have to be told that?

Really? You seem like a right wing type.

You can be right wing/conservative but not support the GOP - we have several members in that category.

Must be difficult during elections not to have anyone to vote for.

During elections and year-round.

just bumping this for the reminder we have had some good times without this gassbag.

It's been three years, you can celebrate by listening to Behind the Bastards two-part biography of Rush. The guest for these episodes is the guy who did the voice of Mr. Peanutbutter on BoJack Horseman, so it's a bit surreal sounding as he talks just like Mr. Peanutbutter.

FTFY

If you want to know how butthurt I am, you'll have to listen to the episode of my podcast about it. Or maybe I'll tell you in the spoilers:

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Paul F Tompkins also co-hosts the official Star Trek podcast The Pod Directive, which is a pretty good time.

Use this next time. It's a little more subtle.

So! Half way through episode 2, and fuck, Rush was the first CHUD.
He wrote the instruction manual for these fuckers.
I had totally erased from my memory how he went after Murphy Brown the exact fucking way today's assholes go after Captain Marvel and Rey.
And I bet 90's UA would have laughed at the Murphy Brown shit as clownery.
Or else, he didn't pay attention to it at all.
But, given how he feels about single parents now, he'd probably lap that shit right the fuck up.

90's UA? I am pretty sure that was a different Bender who got his ass kicked for spilling his dad's beer. I am pretty sure that one did not end up with Molly ringwald. Maybe he ended up with a case of ringworm on his dick because he kept on sticking in the wrong things.

And oh yeah, the episode wrapped with how many genuine swastika kissing Nazis cried when he died.
When Nazis cry over your death, the dogs were hearing your whistles, and you were blowing that whistle.
You don't make Nazi fans by fucking accident.
That's not a thing.

Finally rush does a show worth repeating. I do love seeing his death again and again and again.

Murphy Brown annoyed me.

Rush Limbaugh annoyed me.

As usual, you are WAY the fuck off the mark.

He's baaaaaaaaack.....

Make it the sexy new millennial model, and you guzzle the same Rush swill.