2024 Primary Elections.

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  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    It's a tamper-proof envelope.
    No way to re-open it without mangling it, and then you're hosed.

    Also, what Anc just said about web tracking.
    Dodo brain.
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  2. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Bullshit. All need is a knife.
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    No, it's a cardboard one with the funny little zipper thing.
    Bypass the zipper with a knife, and someone's gonna go "hey, this has been fucked with".
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  4. Tuckerfan

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  5. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    That little story says nothing about you mailing yourself your life savings.
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  6. Tuckerfan

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    The bank mailed me my life savings, not really any different. But thanks for proving that you wouldn't believe me if I did.
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  7. Order2Chaos

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    CA mail in ballots don’t look like that. AFAICT ours are ordinary envelopes. And they got rid of the more opaque inner envelope in 2022.
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  8. Tererune

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    How do you know they didn't just pretend you voted and did what they wanted afterwards? These are absurd arguments that we have to dismiss when you have a preponderance of proof the vote was counted the right way, and no evidence of tampering or a changed vote.
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  9. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    The bank did, not you. So not what I was saying.
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  10. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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  11. Tuckerfan

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    The bank did it at my request. So, are you trying to say that mail sent from a bank is treated differently than that mailed by an individual?
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  12. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    mods please change tuckerfan's name to charlie brown.

    There comes a certain point where the troll is just wasting your time and energy for other things. Oh wait, if you were not wasting timwe on FF you wouild be posting more twitter dumpster fire links.

    Carry on.
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  13. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    You make excellent point. I don't think you should vote anymore since you don't know what happens to the ballot after you drop it off.
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  14. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    First off just the sheer amount of effort that would go into this compared to the payoff is just ridiculous.

    So in order to steal ONE vote someone would need to first break into a drop off box without anyone knowing.

    They would then need to print off accurate enough exterior envelopes and ballots that election workers won’t flag them as forgeries. That they also have my personal KCE barcode on both of them.

    Keep in mind how individual each ballot is. It is not just “Joe Biden or Donald Trump” but 9th Congressional District, 37th LD, 2nd City Council District, whatever school zone I’m in, what ever King County Port Authority District, whatever Fire District, etc, etc, etc. None of which overlap.

    Then you have to hire a forger to copy my signature good enough that neither the computer nor an election worker flags it.

    And then put it back before I notice it is taking too long and go get another one.

    All for one vote.

    And you have to do it with no one noticing you buying the special ink, paper and printers used, none of your goons stealing ballots gets caught, not getting flagged for hiring a forger, etc etc etc.

    This just isn’t possible outside the booze pickled minds of complete idiots who have credulously swallowed their cult leader’s Big Lie.
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  15. matthunter

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    Point of order: He should not do that in 6 years time when he's eligible to vote.
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  16. Steal Your Face

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    Which is why it’s much easier to ballot harvest instead.
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  17. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Then why did you bring up the idiotic scenario if you know it is idiotic?

    And instead of me explaining how vote by mail works, again, why don’t you explain to us how you think ballot harvesting works?
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  18. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    If you had men on the inside you could pull it off, but only in a smaller election and you’d need a lot of time to do it.
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    To steelman the argument, it’d be much easier for someone to surreptitiously mark your ballot so that a key race reads as an overvote and is discarded.
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  20. matthunter

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    Quit reading your mother's diary.
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  21. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Even then there is Ballot Reconciliation. Every spoiled or flagged ballot (the voter not the contents) is public. KCE will text or email you letting you know. And campaigns have a chance to go around and get folks to ‘reconcile’ their ballots.

    This is how Kwama Sawant got to be our Socialist city councilmember. It was close enough that even while her opponent won with all accepted ballots the Sawant team was able to reconcile enough ballots of their suppoerters push over the line by a fingernail.
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  22. Order2Chaos

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    What’s the reconciliation rate?
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  23. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Pretty low. To my recollection Sawant v Conlin is the only race where spoiled or flagged ballots were enough to make a difference on final outcome so were really pursued since I’ve been out here.
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  24. tafkats

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    For what feels like the hundredth time, I have to ask: Are you really this fucking stupid, or are you just being dishonest in the hopes that other people are this stupid?

    When you vote by mail, you can check to see if your ballot has been received. If it is not received, you have multiple ways to follow up and make sure your vote is counted.

    It's the equivalent to asking your bank to mail you your life savings in the form of a check, when you know that if the envelope gets lost, you can simply have them cut another check and not be out a single penny.
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    Exactly. It's the same reason that voter id laws generally aren't needed so long as there is a robust registration system.

    Sure there are plausible strategies where someone could steal a small amount of votes, but the payoff for doing so is extremely unlikely unlikely to affect an election result, while the likely outcome of being caught will buttfuck you into serious prison time.
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