I learned my lesson. Yessiree I did. I will never mock a mod for idiotic content again. Nope. Not me.
I was hoping "apology" meant "reasoned argument to justify something" instead of "regretful acknowledgement of a fuck up." It's not too late. Someone explain and justify these threads and what they have to do with erect penises!
So, Marsilion, a god-damned pagan, is at his city fortress Saragossa. Charlemayn is not happy. Meanwhile, at Marsilion's court, he's surrounded himself with Toadies...
Blancandrin offers advice that'll give you nightmares. Convert to Christianity, offer a princely ransom, and children as hostages. Better they die than lose your dignity...
Meanwhile, at Charlemayn's camp, we meet our protagonist. To this celebrating group, Marsilion's emissaries ride up.
Off can cause irritation and damage to skin and tissues, so I would advise not using it as a sex toy or lube. Despite not ever wanting mosquitos on your dick or other genitalia you would probably want to use something a bit gentler to keep bugs away while fornicating or masturbating in the woods. If you are going to make recommendations like this you need to remember we have the boy present and he is prone to stupid internet tricks like the tide pod challenge and watching Joe Rogan.