Apology for The pain of a Candlelight Vigil for Stickies

I learned my lesson. Yessiree I did.

I will never mock a mod for idiotic content again. Nope. Not me.

I am fine with your stickies, but stay away from my pasties.

My vorpal blade is about to go snicker snack..

Ok there Lewis Carroll

His work is in the public domain.

I, for one, respect IP.

Nyea.... Thptdtdtdt.

This one is NSFW.

There is something oddly sensual going on here.

I love a good climax.

I was hoping "apology" meant "reasoned argument to justify something" instead of "regretful acknowledgement of a fuck up."

It's not too late. Someone explain and justify these threads and what they have to do with erect penises!

I love a little self love

Post coital snuggles are nice

I have a feeling that @steve2^4 is actually

For the state of the union, don't be surprised if you hear Jabberwocky.

So, Marsilion, a god-damned pagan, is at his city fortress Saragossa. Charlemayn is not happy.

Meanwhile, at Marsilion's court, he's surrounded himself with Toadies...

Blancandrin offers advice that'll give you nightmares. Convert to Christianity, offer a princely ransom, and children as hostages. Better they die than lose your dignity...

1 billion japanese anime boy points for you Steve for accepting your guilt in this matter.

It's a cross I must bear.

Blancandrin bubbles over with optimism their sons will lose their heads.

I prefer it in the original Klingon.

Marsilion makes a decision, and sends his most trusted villains to make peace with Charlemayn.

Marsilion commits oversell and sends off the messengers to Charlemayn.

Meanwhile, at Charlemayn's camp, we meet our protagonist. To this celebrating group, Marsilion's emissaries ride up.

Marsilion's emissaries make their pitch to Charlemayn...

After a very big think, Charlemayn ups the ante.

The emissaries counter with their sons as hostages.

Charlemayn sleeps on it.

This feels like a Green Room thread.

Fuck off.

Off can cause irritation and damage to skin and tissues, so I would advise not using it as a sex toy or lube. Despite not ever wanting mosquitos on your dick or other genitalia you would probably want to use something a bit gentler to keep bugs away while fornicating or masturbating in the woods.

If you are going to make recommendations like this you need to remember we have the boy present and he is prone to stupid internet tricks like the tide pod challenge and watching Joe Rogan.