After a good morning mass, Charlemayn gathers his Toadies for counsel. Oblivious to the grief to come...
Roland has his say. He reminds Charlemayn of Marsilion's prior acts of treachery. He advises revenge. A dish served hot.
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Naimon offers himself as return emissary. Charlemayn declines. Who shall take his reply to Marsilion?
The gallant Roland offers himself as return emissary. Another toady speaks up and shoots him down. Charlemayn demures.
Roland suggests they send the treacherous Ganelon. This seems odd. Turns out he's Roland's step dad. Ganelon spits nails. Roland says, "Then send me instead." I think Roland is being coy.
Your journey to the darkside is almost complete. Now you must kill a bunch of younglings and whine about sand in your mangina. I will be right back, I need to buy a chansaw, some gasoline, and a match. How is your health insurance?
Ganelon speaks to the king: OK I'm your messenger. Messengers have a short lifespan, make sure my real son gets my stuff. Charlemayn falls for the act.
Just so I know, are you more good with vader black, or robocop blue metallic? Cape or not? Do you want a holster for weapons, or just to get rid of most iof the human parts and have internal weapon storage? Also, for the liquid used to nourish the brain and small bits of living flesh you have left would your prefer cool mint flavor, or spicy cinnamon. We have to ask these questions after whiny ass annakin got all pissy and sued the empire. WTF was up with that whiny little slave bitch? We could have just sold him back into slavery and he could have been a doorstop, or table leg or something. We did not have to give him breathing sound effects or blinking lights.
here is another important one. When your body is horribly burned by the pedophile master we give you to, or blown away by an opposing evil gang, it is important we have this information beforehand. Life in the evil empire can be tough. Anyway, bat nipples or without nipples? If bat nipples, how many, and how would you like them to dispense liquids?
Laser bat nipples that draw the bat symbol on a ceiling or wall. "Which bat symbol?". All of them. Twisting them rotates through Keaton, Bale, Affleck, and Pattinson.
BTW I am stealing your suggestion for our tech guys. If you wish to join the dark side I can suggest a recruitment center for you. We have plenty on the ground floor and do not discriminate against basement dwellers. However, our CHUD detection methods are much stronger than they were pre-atheism was a thing.
Charlemayn offers his Michael Jackson glove and wand to Ganelon. Ganelon accepts, but not before insulting Roland and his buddies in the French way. Charlemayn shoos him off reminding him he doesn't have his back.
I can put the spider queen on it. She loves weaving neurons into the web. Don't worry, she experiments on the lower life forms like Hitler, UA, and FF before she gets to the end. You should see where she put hitlers right arm. OMG, I would not touch that shit with my hand.
Dammit, Dildo #12 is out of alignment. Would you guys stop touching them? They take a long time to calibrate. Where are my goddamn calipers?! How many times do I have to tell all you sandwich welders? If you borrow my tools, put them back in the tool cabinet when you're done!