If It's Not Scottish, It's Crap!
Nothing at all wrong with Laurell's stuff. Not my personal cup o noodles, but hey, it sells and she seems to enjoy writing it. That's all that...
They call it paranormal romance - vamps, were-creatures, and what have you all jumping into a free for all with "mortals". Been around for a while,...
It usually is...
If the idea is to actually sell it to a publisher, and it's a vampire novel, then no, I'm fairly certain you don't require a plot. Just a bunch of...
Saliva will kill you too. But only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
:) Which fest? Which shop? (Yeah, I'm nosy)
I'd be doing this in my copious spare time, correct? :lol:
Just my opinion here so take it or leave it - You'd best start working on some callouses. If you write simply for ego's sake, you are in for a hard...
The real issue is consistent, reliable income, and for that you must continue producing - oddly enough, consistently and reliably if you wish to...
Well then, Shep, stay right where you are, unless you get a better offer from a different school or district. Even if you aren't teaching...
No, I'm Spartacus...
Secure yourself a job as an English/Lit teacher in a school district that pays teachers a decent wage. ;)
Baba, Baba, Baba...tsk, tsk... I really must insist that you bring your A game if I'm going to take time out from my schedule for this.
You tell me then we'll both know.
You've read the Rowan Gant Investigations?
You're in charge of the copier supplies, aren't you? :P
Approximately 28 days, give or take.
You talking to me or Tamar there, Spanky? If that was aimed at me, of course not. I'm from Kentucky, not Arkansas. Do your homework.
Ostrich, Chicken, or Platypus?
Directly proportional, using the generally accepted equations, to the size of my penis. My retinas are devoid of cones and therefore I am unable to...
Microsoft Word. And, I've never been to Portugal. Or, were you talking about Sonia?
That's what your hand is for, spanky.
I second that motion. Teh Baba and Lanzman need some alone time.
Generally they chew then spit. Why? Are you offering to give lessons?
^Slut
Who the hell said I was paying? :P
Ahh, I see you know EK.
Okay, Scotty.
How many is a few?
Watch... Be amused... Take notes... That's about the extent of it.
No wondering in these parts at all. He's playing a game.
Oh, I get it... You went and had a beer with Baba didn't you?
Dual what?
I say start with the new guy. He's too fucking quiet.
You'd love my liquor cabinet then. :)
Nope. We make the ONLY Bourbon. All other so called "bourbon" is nothing more than stump water... ;)
Yep, I've been warned left and right about that one. Thanks for the welcome. :)
Why? You've already lost 7 games in a row. Give it up. Move on.
Yes. It is what I do for a living. Not that it is much of a living, which is why you need a spouse who is either wealthy, or has a good job. ;)
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