If my lawyer doesn't wield a baseball bat in their TV commercial, I won't be retaining their services.
Well, they just got their asses on the Project 2025 subversive kill list. Don't they know Trump hasn't even been convicted?!
It's definitely not because it would cut into Trump's votes. No way. Absolutely not.
Lube Kleenex Froot Loops
Mine’s fifteen minutes.
Why no Craig Kilborn? Douchebros need a voice too.
Abbott is about one country song away from being an insurrectionist. I'm sure @Steal Your Face will he along to defend this stalwart defender of...
Excitable Boys
No worries for Republicans, then.
Yeah, fucking alien bones.
Seems like he's hopping between universes, a la "Parallels." That's always a bitch.
Trump and his base (hi, @Steal Your Face) are going to paint any judge who doesn't bend their knee to His Majesty as wacky and biased. There's...
Well, that's that. President Trump, denied due process under the law! Is there any depth to which these activist judges will not sink? When will...
I deserve that.
Jesus, I know America is the devil and all, but has any independent government of Cuba been anything but the worst?
Truck stop bathrooms ain't pretty.
I don't get it. These kind of jokes can't exist in a vacuum.
"I'm Donald Trump, and you all can suck my dick. Case closed!"
Every time a Republican uses the word witch-hunt, Donald Trump gets an erection. The guy has a constant hardon.
What Dems will never understand that is that in order for Republican presidents to do whatever the fuck they want, they need absolute immunity while...
Come on you guys, January 6th was just a political rally that got a little out of hand. What about BLM? Huh? Huh? Exactly. Trump did nothing wrong,...
Now now now... Porn can also be educational. If no one has seen a micropenis that's on the small side, I could post mine.
That's not why we sneer at Southerners.
Please, he wants Trump to be dictator so that the people he wants to see hurt will get hurt. The guy probably jerks off to the Project 2025 article...
Release the 2024 Political Memes thread hostages! They're patriots!
Is this game worth it? Last time I got sucked into a game like this was Destiny in 2014, and we all know how that shit turned out.
When you're right, you're right. My cornhole needs work. It's the @Steal Your Face of cornholes, tbh.
Bikers Against Interdicting Trafficking...that kind of works!
"Watch out for your cornhole, bud."
Sorry, mom.
Yeah they do. I bought TMNT Mutant Mayhem for my self 8 year old there.
You omitted the oft-forgotten converse to that bit of Vulcan wisdom: NIMBY (Not In My Bathroom, Yo).
True. I was speaking in generalities.
Noble of you, indeed. But sometimes well-meaning folks need a reminder that many of these oppressed folks they're standing up for absolutely hate...
@Steal Your Face only has one vote, come on!
Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead; The morning's looking bright; And your shrink ran off to Europe, And didn't even write; And Tererun wants to be a...
I'll give you the same response I give my psychiatrist: why start now?
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Yeah, I don't think the average person knows Salvor Hardin was a cigar chomping dude's dude, or that Hober Mallow wasn't...okay, I actually can't...
Great. God's joke on me: small pee-pee'd enough to wear panties, with no desire to do so. I'm a modern day Job.
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