2016 Presidential Election Thread

Oh, so you know he's got a little sister, do you? What else about him do you know? Perhaps the stories about you being a Clinton plant trying to make Trump supporters look bad are true after all.

Yes Tafkats the only people equating Hillary with being a crooked as a dog's hind leg criminal must be conservative male chauvanists - there can be no other explanation.

Apparently, ISIS is out to get Trump.

Of course ISIS is out to get Trump. Trump will partner up to destroy them, whereas Hillary shipped them hundreds of tons of weapons.

True, but trained FBI agents are 99 percent sure - I'm guessing they might know more than we do.

at the same time Conway is on the Sunday morning shows saying he was a Clinton plant lol

Meanwhile there's this, Conway and the rest don't trust the man with Twitter but want us to trust him with the nation

Trained FBI investigators with a boner for a Trump presidency. Or do you live in a sunshine and lollipop world where law enforcement agents are incapable of bias, falsifying evidence, and other sorts of corruption?

Um, you realize that Hillary gave US intelligence secrets to our enemies because she's staggeringly incompetent and corrupt?

That she can't remember her own passwords (per Wikileaks e-mails)

That her close adviser John Podesta is so incompetent that he didn't even change his passwords after Wikileaks was dumping his e-mails all over the Internet?

That Hillary can't even drive a car?

That she has trouble getting up and down stairs by herself?

Oh, we do live in that world, which is why we trust the FBI agents who are trying to take down all the bias, falsified evidence, and other sorts of corruption at the top of the FBI and Department of Justice. Hopefully Lynch, Comey, and Hillary's other minions will go to prison.

New Comey letter moments ago:

"Haha, J/K, lol!"

And that's why Comey will be impeached as a corrupt hack.

http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-37892138

Yes, it is a parody but it could almost be true.

https://www.google.com/amp/www.sand...inton/?amp&page=all?client=ms-android-verizon

Really? But you said that he was going to nail Hillary to the wall.

It's almost as if you have no idea what you're talking about and are just pulling shit out of your ass.

Oh man this shit can't get any crazier with one day to go yet it does.

You assume he has other orifices, when clearly you've seen what he's said.

James Comey earlier...

because there's a Natural Law that states "All humans are subject to bias except FBI agents who are actually Vulcans"

Has she lost yet? No, the election isn't until Tuesday.

It's after she loses that Comey will fly into full blown CYA mode.

Oh, so he's not a corrupt hack who's going to be impeached, then?

The FBI dropping the investigation might be for Trump's chances. And undecided (or those who haven't early voted) might now say "hey! Maybe Hillary really isn't a slimy sleazy above the law scheming psychotic after all!" Tuesday can't come soon enough - the tension is killing me!

Oh no. He's a corrupt hack who will be lucky to escape prison for obstruction of evidence, destruction of evidence, federal misconduct, and of course corruption. His best hope is that he can prove he was being blackmailed by the Clinton campaign.

Riiiiight. So, do you think President Clinton will prosecute him for these things, or will she just continue to blackmail him into doing her bidding?

She's going to jail either way. She lied to Congress, and it's within Congress's purview to prosecute her for it.

SNL's final take on this election. (It's mostly pretty good.)

Trump knocked Comey's curve ball out of the park in Minnesota.

If Hillary somehow escapes prosecution she'll probably be assassinated along with Comey, just to re-establish some semblance of the rule of law and equality before the law.

Hillary is now proclaiming that if Wikileaks releases any last minute bombshells, the e-mails will be fake.

She's a fucking moron.

Anyone can validate the authenticity of an e-mail and see if it's been altered in any way.