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Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Asyncritus, Dec 31, 2020.

  1. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    That's why I'm cruising eBay. The problem is not the basic computer; it's all the STUFF that, unless it's included, I've got to load on it. Office 2010, because some of my clients are still using 2003-2007, and I'm not sure whether 2019 can "translate"; fucking-gdamn-deserves-to-die Adobe, which now charges a monthly fee instead of an upgrade, and which I use maybe twice a year; this lovely macro program called FastFox, which saves me having to type "the" and "through" and "myocardial infarction" 1,000x a day; proprietary software for my new client, etc., etc., etc.

    And before anyone suggests "You should really buy a Mac," don't get me started! :brood:
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  2. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    And depending upon what version of Windows you're running on your machine, you might run into problems with doing just a simple hard drive swap (ie pulling the drive out of your old machine and slapping it into a new one). There's ways around this that are kinda tricky and rather than hijack this thread, I'll just say PM with your questions and we'll see what we can figure out.
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  3. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    No, if you've been using WinDoze for several iterations then trying to switch to a Mac would be a bad idea. I'd advise that if you were starting from scratch, not recovering from a disaster. Do you just have one computer, or do you have a desktop machine in addition to a laptop?
  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    That's the bitch of it, the software used to be as swappable as the hardware, but corporations have...well, basically put what amounts to viruses in their shit to make you pay through the nose for the "premium version".
    "Legit" software is basically legal ransomware.
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  5. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Why bother buying one, when you can simply do a cheap transformation?

    Apple computer cheap.jpg
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  6. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Warning for posting an Asyncritter's pic without permission. Comments to MA.

    Wait, what?
    Really?

    Oh. Nevermind.
    :calli:
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  7. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Asyncritus: But I had permission!
    Asyncritus: Who gave you permission to post that pic?
    Asyncritus: Asyncritus did.
    Asyncritus: I did not! :shakefist:
    Asyncritus: Not you, idiot! Asyncritus!
    Asyncritus: That's what I said.
    Asyncritus: I thought you said Asyncritus.
    Asyncritus: It sure sounded like Asyncritus to me.
    Asyncritus: That pic doesn't look much like Asyncritus to me.
    Asyncritus: Yeah. It looks more like Asyncritus. :async:
    Asyncritus: Is that the selfie he made in Pelosi's office? :unsure:
    Asyncritus: Shut up, you fool! The FBI might be reading this!
    Asyncritus: Or, worse yet, Bailey! :calli:
    Asyncritus: What did he find on that laptop that made him so happy, anyway?
    Asyncritus: I think it was the list of Wordforgers that Biden is going to round up and put in camps.
    Asyncritus: Biden isn't going to put them in camps, idiot. :facepalm:
    Asyncritus: Yeah, why bother with camps, when Trump wants to bring back firing squads?

    ...and so on and so forth...


    Do you guys see now what I have to put up with every day? :(
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  8. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Okay, since it's new year, a new regime, and renaming military bases is likely to occur, let's do it up right! Howza bout some new names for America in 2021 and going forward? Drumroll please:

    2021 - The Peoples Democratic Socialist Republic Of FUBARistan
    2022 - The Former Peoples Democratic Socialist Republic Of FUBARistan
    2023 - 悲剧性事件
    2024 - трагедия

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  9. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    Man, I didn't have to even search for a post to show how Dicky had you types fucking pegged back when Obama got in (I was perusing the archive thread)... and STILL none of your bullshit came true!

    Oddly enough, your sole entry in the Archive thread is mentioning how you only have 2 bowel movements a week. Glad to see you've recovered and can spew shit over this place several times a day.
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