2024 Primary Elections.

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  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Prove you don't put on John Gasey makeup, and fuck small dogs.
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  2. Ten Lubak

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    Illegal immigration is a serious problem and certainly not a good look when there's a large portion of your own countryfolk that are suffering and not getting the services and help they need to survive, and there's a good chance it will contribute significantly to a Trump win in November

    And yet here you are, cheering it on

    This is why you're a partisan idiot :)
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Okay, other-Demiurge.
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  4. Ten Lubak

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    This isn't even a both sides thing

    Anyways, you know I'm right :shrug:

    You're a fool but not stupid
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    No doxxing, uncool.
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  6. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    So says the guy dancing around with the CHUDs and trying to pretend he isn't one. There is a reason the right does not attack you, and it is not because they fear you like they do me.
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  7. Ten Lubak

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    :rotfl: I can assure you no one fears the dude that pretends to be trans, wears adult diapers and still uses trolling from 2012 :rotfl:
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    No, the best you can say is that fewer illegals have been caught committing other crimes.

    I say "caught" because there would be a difference between arrest and conviction, and the distinction is not made in a fucking tweet.
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  9. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Yeah, they just haven't been caught yet.
    Along with the pizzagate rapists.
    And the clown makeup dog fuckers.
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    You are a tiresome little man.
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  11. Diacanu

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    Put me on ignore, snowflake.
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    Prove you're not a basement dwelling jobless man child who jerks off to his trans Youtube lover.
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  13. Diacanu

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    Surrender accepted.
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    Are you trying to straw man your own argument here, or do you have evidence that there’s a lower conviction rate for undocumented aliens?
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    He's got the last of those up on you, then.
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    To save time and skip to the end, if this is like the last time UA made this claim he'll refuse to back it up, throw out references to MS-13 and Sanctuary Cities, then pretend it's absurd to not recognise that he's correct.
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    I wonder what sort of grift she has in mind, or if it’s going to be straight up embezzlement. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer party. I give the RNC a 50-50 shot of going totally bankrupt by 1Q next year. It’s great news for down-ballot Democrats, too, if they don’t find a way to lose anyway, which, you know, they very easily can.
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  19. Bailey

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    I imagine it will be some degree of making sure RNC money goes towards Trump lawsuits and the like, and also using it to exert more influence over Republican candidates, with funding depending on their loyalty to Trump.

    Seems like he's setting himself up to still have influence even if he loses the election.
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  20. Damar

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    Donald Trump is the front runner for 2028 and, god help us all, 2032.
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    Just pointing out the fact that them being undocumented makes any statistical assertion highly suspect. It's too thin for anything but propaganda.
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    well, it is kind of absurd to state that up to 13% of the population is undocumented aliens. (this site suggests 3%, or 10.5M. It does say that 1/5 of foreign born people in the US are undocumented though) Still, seems reasonable that they'd have a decent estimate of how many they don't catch on their way into the country. I'd imagine a lot of the tracking is from visitor visas that weren't "closed" upon departure-that is, there's no record of them leaving.

    Identity theft for welfare programs isn't really much of a thing. I don't know about the US, but here you have to provide tax documents to receive benefits. On the other hand, there are far more lucrative crimes that can be committed with falsified identities and a degree of organization.
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    IMG_0715.jpeg

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    You fucknuts can disagree all you want, but you're a lot more likely to be caught and prosecuted when the cops know your name and address.
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  25. Ancalagon

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    If we a get a Speaker Jeffries this Congress… LOLOLOLOL….
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  26. Ancalagon

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    LOL. He left Speaker Johnson a voicemail 30 minutes before he dropped his announcement. That was the heads up.

    :rotfl:

    Combined with fewer than 100 members going to the GOP House Retreat you gotta love the unity!

    “I'd rather sit down with Hannibal Lecter and eat my own liver,” said one House Republican when asked if they are attending the House GOP retreat

    https://x.com/olivia_beavers/status/1767326559302521184
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    Why would the cops know any perp’s name and address?
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    How do warrants work?
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    Ugh, if I never hear Ventura's barely suppressed "Fargo" accent ever again, it'll be too fucking soon.
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