28 Dead, 160+ Injured In Chinese Knife Attack

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  1. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    Obviously nobody was kung fu fighting. :no:

    Waiting at a train station, get these people dispersed, these people would be alive if they'd been in cars!
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  2. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    It was probably a rural area, you know how those rural untermensch are.
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    That's what you get for bringing a knife to a fist fight.


    Oh, wait...
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  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Now, if the terrorists had had AR-15s, it would be 160+ dead, 28 injured...
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    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    And if anyone in the train station had had a gun, it would be "one attacker dead, police seeking others who fled."
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  6. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    [Dwight Shrute]
    UNSHUN
    If the citizens had had firearms, it would have been a couple citizens dead, a whole bunch of terrorists dead.
    SHUN
    [/Dwight Shrute]
  7. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    Why would Chinese terrorists have AR-15' s when reliable knock off Kalashnikovs are readily available? :shrug:

    Again, this isn't about guns, it's about cars.

    Can you be stabbed by a pedestrian when driving down the highway at 70 mph?

    Can a man walk up and stab you if you're locked securely in your vehicle?

    Stop the madness people, get in cars!
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  8. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    If only the Chinese had a Canadian stoner with a leather jacket, this all could have been prevented.
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  9. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    And here I thought 188 thugs with knives attacked Bruce Lee.
  10. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    We need to test this on MythBusters!

    If they did, they would come at him one (possibly two) at a time for about an hour.
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  11. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    These terrorists could have been shut down cold if the locals had been versed in the ancient art of:


    And now for the "what? Too soon?" moment - not one motherfucker had a leather jacket?
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  12. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Indeed. You'd have 188 dead thugs, and Bruce Lee would still be dead.
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    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Unless of course you're stuck in a 60 mile long traffic jam for 9 days. Then you're easy pickings. :yes:

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129431201
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  14. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Imagine what an opportunity for introspection and meditation a 9 day traffic jam would enable!
    I guarantee at least a few of those fuckers figured out "the sound of one hand clapping."
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    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    See what happens when you set up car free zones?
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    This goes to show that crazy fucks will commit mass murder with anything they can get their hands on. This guy needed four others to pull off a mass stabbing whereas guns allow crazies to work solo, but dead is dead. :borg:
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  17. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Still, you had a 0.0000020578% chance of being a victim. Or another way to look at it, 1 out of every 48,597,143 Chinese was a victim.
  18. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    The only thing that stops a bad Chineman with a knife, is a good Chinaman with a gun! Or a good Chinaman who knows kung-fu. Or a good Chinaman with a sword. Or a bow an arrow. Maybe an attack dog. If he hasn't eaten it.
  19. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    saw a person come
    straight at me with a long knife
    and I ran away
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  20. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    people stabbed with knives
    Garamet can't wait for it
    makes it about guns
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  21. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Baba hacked Shoes' account?!
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  22. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Haiku
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  23. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    poor shoes thinks he's cute
    he thinks haiku are Chinese
    he's such a dumbass
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  24. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    Shoes making haiku
    I have fed cows this morning
    So I do one too
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  25. Volpone

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    Haiku's Japanese,
    Fortune cookies are Chinese,
    "Today, take a cab."
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  26. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Surely the attackers would have used different tactics?
    Instead of a knife attack it would have been a gun attack... :shrug:
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  27. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    but there were armed cops
    some of the perps were shot dead
    don't call me shirley
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  28. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Gesundheit.
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