What good advice could you give to anyone? All variety of advice is welcome. Stay in school Go ugly early Unplug power tools before cleaning Credit cards are bad Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start Don’t mess with the people who handle your food Everything’s negotiable Socks before shoes but only after pants Don’t tug on Superman’s cape Never buy an extended warranty Swim parallel to the shore in a riptide There is only one political party Never try to baptize a cat If the elevator tries to bring you down, punch a higher floor Marijuana is the best cure for a hangover There’s a difference between understandable and acceptable It’s never about you Tattoos are a permanent solution to a temporary problem Measure twice cut once Regularly change the water in your bong
I often put my socks on before my pants. Does that make me a freak? I guess I would add the Satchel Paige triptych: Work like you don't need the money. Dance like nobody's watching. Love like you've never been hurt.
Unsolicited politeness is a show of strength. Rely on yourself first, and whenever possible. Always be suspicious of generousity. Never trust a weather man or a politician. Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six. Question everything.
It depends with this one. The first time I ever purchased an extended warranty was from Best Buy when we bought my oldest daughter's iPod Mini a couple of years ago. Within a month or so of buying it, it quit working for some reason and we got it replaced with no hassle at all. I've gotten the extended warranty with every piece of electronics I've bought from them since then. Fortunately, I haven't had to use it again (knock wood).
Live your life happy with what you have, and if you ever find yourself wanting more- try for it, instead of just wanting. If in the end you fail, and you can not achieve the goals you have set forth, you can take pride in the fact that you put forth your very best effort.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Fasten, then zip. Moderation in all things, including moderation itself! The best way to make a friend is to be one. Wherever you go...there you are! Chicks don't screw nice guys, but they will eventually marry them. And then you're screwed. It's true what they say about Preacher's Daughters. and about Redheads! There's always something more to be experienced.
Well Apple does have a one year warranty for iPods. So basically you've never needed an extended warranty. I found a bit more info about extended warranties: Personally I've never purchased an extended warranty and I've never had any trouble exchanging defective products.
If you can't be quiet, don't be new. Never pass up an opportunity to STFU. If you enter a room mid-conversation, listen for a minimum of two minutes before opening your pie-hole.
Calling the French teacher a dirty lesbian is only a short-term solution to your French-learning problems.
No matter what people say, Codeine doesn't cause Biggie Smalls to appear in your room. That's a delusion.
Marriage is not a fairy tale. It is the highest highs you will ever know as well as the lowest lows and nothing else in the world is as worth the work as this is when you are with the right person. Children are not band-aids for broken marriages. Asking for help is not weakness, marinating in your inability to accomplish is.
