Anxiously Awaiting the Prison Sex Tape

Quincunx · May 6, 2007

I could do without the 'prison' element. And the 'Paris Hilton' element.

'Sex' is ok.

Bulldog · May 6, 2007

"You have to take your underwear and wash them out in the shower," said Chavis, whose sister has been in the jail for the past month on a stolen car charge. "The only thing you're allowed for makeup is a lipliner."

Hilton also won't find any 600-thread-count sheets or chocolates on her pillow.

Instead, she'll get a stainless steel cot topped by a thin mattress, one thin sheet and one scratchy wool blanket.

"The bedding is very minimal," said Debbie Day, whose 25-year-old daughter is locked up on a counterfeit bill charge. "And my daughter says the food is disgusting."

Paris would start her days in jail with a hard-boiled egg, a bowl of cold cereal and a small carton of milk.

And for lunch?

"They get baloney and bread with either mustard or mayonnaise, sometimes an apple and some watered down juice," said Chavis. "For dinner, they do get a hot meal."
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I'd pay cash money to see Hilton forced to sleep with a blanket that feels like burlap and eat baloney sandwiches for lunch.

Sean the Puritan · May 6, 2007

I'd like to see how that smartass bitch would enjoy spending time at MCSO's Tent City.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tent_c...ounty_Jail_Modification.2C_Phoenix.2C_Arizona

The Original Faceman · May 6, 2007

I've seen how she survives on the Simple Life. Let's see how she does it w/o a comfy RV or FOX Producers.

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