Are You In a Happy State

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Starchaser, Dec 18, 2009.

  1. Starchaser

    Starchaser Fallen Angel

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    Check this list out.
    Louisiana is at #1
    Maine at #10 (Tamar must be happy!)

    At the lower end is
    California at #46
    Mass at #44
    NY hits rock bottom at #51. Wait #51? (DC is counted that's why at # 37)
  2. Caboose

    Caboose ....

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    Lot of stoners in La. :lol:
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  3. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    TN #4!

    I firmly believe that joy is chosen. If you look at humanity, we've come a long way, yet there have always been happy people, just as there have always been sour people.
  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I just knew Jersey would be at the bottom. :cry:
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  5. Delaware

    Delaware Fresh Meat Deceased Member

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    And what exactly about that suggests to you that it's a choice?
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  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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  7. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    It's still above Michigan.

    Michigan, where temperatures average about minus 20 and unemployment rarely goes over 50%. Why is anyone unhappy there? :huh:

  8. Starchaser

    Starchaser Fallen Angel

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    Dicky hasn't posted in a while. I wonder if too much happienss in Maine killed him? :unsure:
  9. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Eh. Depends on the day.

    With fresh rumors of more impending layoffs, not so much today. :garamet:
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  10. Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz

    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz And Hell's comin' with me!

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    Sweet merciful Christ, I'm number 48!
  11. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    :arizona: is #5.

    That'll change in about six months.
  12. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    Florida beat New Mexico??!!
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    Ramen Banned

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    I'm here, and I'm as happy as a 14thDoctor in a hospital's nursery.
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  14. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    36th? Lame.:bergman:
  15. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Tennessee is #4. Me personally? Nah!
  16. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    Of course it's a choice, just like being gay or black.
  17. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    If we're speaking personally, I seem to be in a continual state of anxiety lately. Probably work-related stress, since we've spent a full year now with proposals generating random overtime, weekend work and missed holidays. We're not 100% sure right now if we're getting our annual 1-week Xmas shutdown at work, or if we'll have to go in to work on the same fucking job we worked on during last year's shutdown.
  18. Ebeneezer Goode

    Ebeneezer Goode Gobshite

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    In the fictional state of Devoas, we're all very happy. Every morning we ask "are we not men?", stick on our energy domes and go to work where we build dreams.

    It's all a bit like a Pet Shop Boys video, only on a lot more good drugs.
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  19. Beck

    Beck Monarchist, Far-Right Nationalist

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    So PA is full of sour tarts. I didn't need this list to tell you that. I don't know many people (myself included) around here who AREN'T on antidepressants and self-medicate with booze.
  20. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    New Yorkers are usually unhappier. Know why? Do you what the light at the end of their tunnel is? New Jersey. :soma:
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  21. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I'm not sure why they weighted commute time so heavily.
  22. Bulldog

    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Sitting in traffic for an hour every day doesn't make for a happy boy.

    I'm lucky. My commute is 35 miles round-trip daily but the traffic ain't too bad.
  23. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Yeah, commuting is one of my least favorite passtimes.
  24. Grout

    Grout Probably a Dual

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    of mind?... no
  25. Chris

    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    We're surrounded by assholes who are surrounded by even bigger assholes who elect yet even bigger assholes who make our elected assholes seem downright competent in comparison.

    Other than that, it's a winter wonderland right now.
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  26. Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz

    Nocturne of Vladimir Jazz And Hell's comin' with me!

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    Hey, come on, man. We're your biggest border, and we aren't that bad. :unsure:
  27. Zodiac

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    I wonder if there's a correlation between unhappiness and the number of Jews living in those states.
  28. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    The happy states are almost all predominately rural and/or religious places.
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  29. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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