Big Bird goes all Soprano's on Romney

When you're done talking to your grandmother, you can admit that you just pulled the name "Hrôdberxtas" off an online thesaurus 'cause it sounded kewl, and you had no idea he was the prototype for Puck.

Oh, and Paul Simon would like a word with you about copyright infringement.

Uncle Albert would hate this thread.

Maybe I knew just good and all who Robin Goodfellow is and, rather than leaving you behind a thought-corner, tricked you into going around one all on your lonesome.

But that would be a rather Puckish thing to do; as you say, that's not like me at all.

This goes out to the dim-dum twins... Skin & Black Dove. It's an oldie but goodie, but its how I feel.

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Got some news for ya, son; you're not Chef. At best, you're just barely Mr. Derp.

But I gotta pair of chocolate salty balls. One for each of you.

I don't think you do.

Truer words were never posted.

And weren't you the one harping about ellipses only this past week? Not that you'd remember, with the Alzheimer's and all.

The guy who plays Elmo is black.

But so are you, so you should be thrilled.

Are you saying AlphaMan has only one testicle?

That'd be giving him one testicle too much credence.

...so he has no testicles? What are you claiming?

That you suck dick for nickels.

And the irrelevance grows more so by the day.