Breaking News: Men Like Boobs!

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by CaptainChewbacca, Apr 6, 2010.

  1. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    Film at 11!

    All I can say is she's gonna have to be REALLY aggressive to keep men from flocking to naked tits like...

    well...

    like men to naked tits :shrug:
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  2. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    See kids this is what happens when you live your life with your head up your ass, you forget about universal truths and objective realities. Sorta like socialists thinking they can make life be fair.

    Like Ron White once said, once you've seen one woman naked, you want to see nearly all of them naked. Bewbies are to men as a flame is to a moth. Get over it. Unless some sort of Roddenberrian utopia sprouts forth from some unicorns ass, men will gladly and shamelessly oogle bewbies, wanting to do all sorts of things to them (except the stuff that Ted is into) until the end of time.
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  3. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I love it when people are too stupid to understand why societal norms became the norm, and then get angry when they're too stupid to rediscover what other people already know.

    "I can't fit this square peg in the round hole!" said the idiot woman.
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  4. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    Did they get raped? No. The article doesn't mention them getting molested in any way. Mission accomplished, really, considering how many guys followed them around. :lol: Her anger is pretty stupid, I think any guy worth his dick should stare.
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  5. AlphaMan

    AlphaMan The Last Dragon

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    Hey... My eyes are up here.
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  6. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Sorry to burst your bubble, princess, but men and women ARE DIFFERENT. I know that hard reality flies in the face of your ivory tower beliefs, but I'm afraid you're just going to have to get used to it.
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  7. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Oh, my poor friends.

    You fail to understand the real amazement here...the fact that any men at all was following these women around....I wonder if Diacanu came out into the light for this event?

    You gotta know...it's never....never...attractive people doing this stuff.

    Behold...photographs, thankfully safe, but should give you an idea of the horror:
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    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    It's ugly lesbians?
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  9. Eminence

    Eminence Fresh Meat

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    oops, wrong thread. :shep:
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  10. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    Attention Ladies!

    I am going to look at your tits. It really doesn't matter if you have a shirt on or not. I am going to look at your tits.

    If they are awesome, I will think to myself "Wow, she has awesome tits."

    If they are horrible, I will think to myself "Wow, she has horrible tits", and then I will possibly recommend a good surgeon.

    The bottom line is that I will look at your tits. It doesn't mean that I don't respect you as a person. It just means I like looking at your tits.

    Show me your tits.

    Thank you for your time.
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  11. Ramen

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    Yeah! Let's see them cans!

    ...

    Now what's all this about a march? :shrug:
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  12. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Ty McDowell must be a moron. WTF did she expect men were going to do? Men go to titty bars and buy drinks for strippers that they don't have a snowball's chance in hell of nailing just to see titties.

    We worship the bewbies. :hail: :tits:
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  13. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Indeed. If I had tits and took them out and they were NOT the object of attention - THEN I'd get offended!
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    Eightball Fresh Meat

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    Yeah, women have no interest in seeing a guy with his shirt off. None. In fact, I have proof.

    [yt="Exhibit A"]TdrE1VMxzoE[/yt]

    :bailey:
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  16. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Quite obviously, she expected men to change from what they are into what she wants them to be because of her unconventional views on nudity.

    Judging from the participants shown in the photos, I'd say each of these ladies needs a good dicking to set 'em straight.
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    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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  18. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    So she's a genetic male who so hated men that she became a woman and now only dates women?

    That's a deep level of self-loathing.
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  19. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Listed as married to a woman on Facebook.

    Maine doesn't have gay marriage, so it's either a "Marriage" or it's a traditional marriage and Ty is now living as a woman and calling herself lesbian.

    I find it interesting that the transgendered part hasn't come out at all...I discovered it via my own search...not a whisper of it in the media.
  20. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Not someone whose counsel I'd take on what it means to be male, that's for sure...
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  21. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    I so don't need this person's help with the stereotypes...
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  22. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Ok so they live in Maine and want to go around with out their shirts...here are some tips:

    1) Get thine (flabby) asses to a tanning salon. For fucks sake they ought to just throw them in the harbor and let their pasty white bodies act as navigational buoys.

    2) Tell the red head to work on getting rid of the 'muffin top'

    3) Then get a job at one of the topless coffee places

    4) Rake in cash, quit bitching.
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  23. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    The "protest" is plain retarded.

    It isn't illegal to be topless in Maine...what was the point?

    No one goes around topless because no one wants to. If the ones who want to are too chicken shit to do it unless it's commonplace, that is their problem IMO.

    And if you do go ahead and do it, don't be shocked when people stare at you. :shrug:
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    Megatron Banned

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    This protest is the same as the stupid Arabian-Muslim protests that burn houses down and bomb cars as they shout "WE AREN'T VIOLENT! AMERICA IS VIOLENT!"

    :rotfl: :rotfl:
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  25. Volpone

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    Obviously it's hard to tell just from the back, but I like the dyke with the pixie cut, hiphugger jeans, and sorta Chewbaccesque purse. And the dyke with the Buzzcocks backpack looks interesting too.
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    Oh, and I am simultaneously happy and sad that this didn't happen in Portland, OR. Sad because this kind of shit fits the whole "keep Portland weird" vibe. Sad, because if it had, I totally wasn't there to stare at the bewbies.

    And if they really wanted to have their bewbies ignored, they should've brought along some Apple users.
  27. Shakes

    Shakes With good reason

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    tits are great. what can i say. If you dont want them stared at, put them the fuck away :)
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  28. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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  29. Phoenix

    Phoenix Sociopath

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    Heh, pretty much correct. The only time time I can remember when attractive women ever ran around nekkid was a veeerrryy long time ago when "streaking" was a brief fad. Had a photo on the front page of the Washington Post of the local College Park kids buck nekkid. Mostly, ahhh, "rear" views, but several of those rears were definitely worth viewing :D. This was sometime in the mid '70's, when any kind of nudity was totally banned on TV and in newspapers (except occasionally PBS would get away with it Re: I, Claudius).
  30. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    :rolleyes:

    Concentration camp thin + leathery fake tan is not the universal ideal for "attractiveness."
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