[BREAKING NEWS] World To End....THIS SATURDAY!

http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/

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Damn, I guess I only have four more days to fulfill my life's goal of banging Marissa Tomei.

Perhaps you will meet her in Ghost World.

Nice thought but we know it won't happen.

End of the world people are masters at moving the goal posts.

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According to these wackaloons, the "tribulation" has already come and gone.

Er, wouldn't we have noticed this?

Yeah, those silly, silly fools, believing in religious prophesy. Lets go hunt some ghosts.

Ask a Jew who survived the Holocaust in the 40s.

Cool, I'll be camping!
Drums and dancing boobies around a bonfire...

It is appealing to contemplate never having to pay bills or go back to work again....

I'll make a saturdae!!


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Bring it.

Ask them what?

Do you have the attention span of a dung beetle? What do you mean, "Ask them what?"??? YOU'RE THE ONE who asked the question, you doof!

The tribulation is supposed to wipe out 75% of life on earth. According to Wikipedia, anyway, from whence my only knowledge of this bizarre theological construct comes from.

Ah, so you're a biblical literalist.

Fascinating.

He's an atheist. He has to be.

I tend not to jump through hoops to try to reconcile ancient mythology with reality, if that's what you mean.

My prediction? By Sunday morning, half of WF will still be bickering with the other half...

FTFY.

I suspect we'd be bickering right up to our deaths.



Jenee you're moving the goalposts! First you said it had zero chance of hitting and now you say it's a slight chance....



Jenee how stupid can you be? (That's rhetorical)



Jenee you dumb fuck, that metor will wipe our whole planet out. What makes you think you're better then the scientists at predicting it's path?



Maybe the meteor is a lesbian.

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Shit here it comes now!!!! NO! NO! NO!!!!!!



Ok so I was wrong! Fuck you guys!



Finally she admi.....

They're now 20 minutes into the Day of Judgment in Australia, I presume.

I have that page bookmarked, to see what it changes to tomorrow, out of curiosity.

A Genesis calendar? I've never heard of such a thing. Sounds like horseshit.

Oh and we've a long history of predicting when the world will end, not surprisingly most dates fall within the lifetime of the prognosticator.

Here are but a few examples.

A few more.

In case you haven't access to the links rest assured none of them proved accurate.

Besides the world ain't going anywhere, sure someday humans will likely become extinct but the earth will keep spinning along just fine with or without us bald apes and our recurring belief in a doomsday.

The end of the world is nigh.....

REPENT BITCHES!!!

Genesis???

6 PM est? Sweet, I get the night off!

And Bailey hasn't posted in this thread since then....

I'm going to wish for the death of the world before I blow out the candles tomorrow.

Bitches.