BREAKING: U.S. Civil War commences

Stolen from a Facebook friend...

"I never ever want to hear another goddamn word about fucking Antifa".

walked right into that one!

you won't once Biden takes charge and the MSM puts a lock on all anti-lib news.

But at a pathetic 4mph.

We have reports of shots fired in the Capitol.

Me: Well, looks like that Civil War is starting.
James: Yea and it wasn't even us that started
Me: Nope
James: Maybe Congress will finally do something now that they know what a school shooting feels like.
Me: ... sadly, I doubt it.

all of these groups are ridiculous.

Reports of smoke/fire possibly too.

What the fuck are you gonna do when in 4 years time none of the delusional shit you're spewing has come true?

I mean, when we said Trump would cause chaos, we had the statements of him and his supporters and have now literally been proven right while you've got - what? Fuck all.

The authorities need to call in the Apaches and Blackhawks and start strafing the crowd.

I'm absolutely 100% serious.

This is an armed insurrection against the government of the United States.

ISWYDT

who would have thought being a president would be so hard

Do capitol police not have rubber bullets?

Those things were all the rage 7 months ago.

Same thing he did when the Obama conspiracies didn't come true, lay low like a chickenshit, and then come back, and pretend nothing happened.

Four years is a long time. I might be low-balling my dire predictions!

Both sides! Both sides!

OMFG I hope the news doesn't interview some rube who says "I thought it was firecrackers!" No doubt they are looking for someone with a southern accent to really kick up the stereotyping.

Of course that piece of shit @The Ghost of Crazy Horse thinks my post about 9/11 is dumb.

9/11 was perpetrated by brown Muslim guys, so it's evil.

Armed white guys are storming Congress, so there's nothing to see here.

Who’s armed?

I think it was someone banging loudly on a door trying to breach it. CBS had video of it from inside.

more like zero sides! I said "all of these groups" with no other qualifiers.

Your balls don't know the fucking meaning of the word "low".

If they were any higher up in your body, you'd be a shoo-in to play one of these guys:

When are @Paladin and @oldfella1962 and @The Ghost of Crazy Horse gonna explain to us how this still isn't fascism?

When's @Lanzman gonna show up and remind us that he predicted a civil war, but neglect to mention that his predictions looked nothing like this?

Yeah, I haven't seen all the coverage but so far I've yet to see anyone carrying a gun, which is surprising for this crowd.

there's an ammo shortage ya know! We have a thread about that.

Are you kidding?

Yeah, there’s lots of ways it could be something other than gunfire. The question is: Will the people with guns think of that?

Must've avoided it due to the blatant smell of chickenshit.

I didn’t say nothing to see here, asshole, but I think you’re being hyperbolic and I haven’t seen any reports of people being armed. You’re making shit up because you hate Trump. So shut the fuck up and calm the fuck down, Capital Police will handle it, dipshit.