Cancer causes cancer

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  1. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    And new research shows that cell phones do too...
    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...us-than-smoking-or-asbestos-802602.html?r=RSS

    Of course, when the initial WHO studies came out, we weren't a cell phone culture, and there weren't large groups of people using them extensively for an hour or more each day. Now there are.

    So if these guys are right we don't need to pass laws against idiots driving while on the cell phone constantly.

    Nature will take care of that for us - if we are just patient. :devil:
  2. Darkening

    Darkening Guest

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    Does this mean by balls are been slowly cooked as i have my phone in my pocket for 15 hours a day?
  3. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Have you checked the motility recently? :D
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    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    If you have Phone-Bling on your casing, you could already be sterile. :bergman:
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  5. Order2Chaos

    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    I hope this time they used digital cell phones instead of analog ones.
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    Bulldog Only Pawn in Game of Life

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    Do you know more people die of death than anything else? :bergman:
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  7. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Cell phones also cause delicious honey to spring forth from nowhere.
  8. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Somehow, the thought of these idiots with cellphones growing out of their ears dying from brain cancer doesn't bother me as much as it probably should. :?:
  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    The world death rate (from all combined causes) still remains at
    100 percent. :mad: Obama will change this, hopefully.

    BTW Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease...he should have saw that coming! ;)
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  10. Talkahuano

    Talkahuano Second Flame Lieutenant

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    For some reason, I don't know if I want to believe that article or not.
    Every month there's a new article somewhere saying "cell phones cause cancer!" and for every one of those, there's two or three that say "cell phones are safe to use!"
  11. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    I'll bet ya money that the resulst of some of these studies are funded by certain groups who have a vested interest in seeing cell phone use continue to rise...
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  12. Vignette

    Vignette In Limbo

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    Twice as likely is still pretty... unlikely.
  13. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    So how did they make the cell phones small enough for the lab mice to use? :unsure:
  14. 14thDoctor

    14thDoctor Oi

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    They used, really, really, really big mice. :yes:
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    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    I have a theory that lab mice cause cancer.
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  16. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    The studies must'a been done in New York.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    It used to be coffee. One week coffee caused cancer, the next week it didn't. Before that it was water.

    [Emily Litella]"It's always something."[/]
  18. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    If cell phones are really that bad then we'll all die from staring at computer and television monitors all day long, long before the cell phones get us. I don't know why it is that this crap gets continually recycled, but it's really one of the more absurdly luddite pieces of drek to circulate into the public consciousness. It ranks with the nonsensical beliefs and "studies" about vaccines causing autism. This is about as likely to be true as a story claiming that doctors are killing their patients by the millions by refusing to refer them for homeopathic care.
  19. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Well, let's hope that having your head up your ass doesn't cause cancer, otherwise Liet is going to be developing some really large tumors in really uncomfortable places!

    The guy who conducted the study has impressive credentials:
    http://www.brain-aneurysm.com/about.html

    The rest of his CV is on his site.

    He may be wrong, but he's not a quack.
  20. BearTM

    BearTM Bustin' a move! Deceased Member

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    The scientists who said DDT had to be banned had impressive CV's.

    As did the scientists who told us the various artificial sweeteners cause cancer.

    And so on.
  21. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    So is there a particular reason to think this one is wrong? Or, as Liet puts it, a luddite?
  22. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Ah, here's another one this year:
    http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2008-02/afot-cpl021408.php

    Personally, I'm not planning on throwing away my cell, but then I never used it that much anyway.

    If there is a link people who spend hours on the cell should be cognizant of it, just like smokers were aware that their actions could damage them.