Comic book sales are down because diversity sucks. Or....

I’ve seen kilt blowing shows reveal sites that no human should see.

I' m already married, thanks.

I believe there was a South Park episode about this. Cartmen was convinced women wanted to enslave men, lobotomize them, and then hook them up to automated milking machines to harvest semen.

I think it was a reference to A Boy and His Dog. A 70s sci-fi film staring a young Don Johnson.