Dayton3's first day as President

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    FTFY. :ramen:
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  2. Dayton Kitchens

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    No, out of the house and the ranch I inherited from my dad. The house is quite spacious, and there is more than enough room around it for supplementary housing and helipads. IIRC the main house itself has more square footage than George W. Bush's home.
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  3. Dayton Kitchens

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    I doubt that once you had to live there awhile.
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    You have the right idea on the payroll tax. But while you move toward fixing the inequity there, you seem to favor the opposite idea on the income tax. Why the inconsistency?
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  5. Dayton Kitchens

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    Raising the individual and child deductions is going to remove lots of lower income Americans from the income tax rolls anyway.

    Overall though I feel that a single all encompassing individual rate makes more sense in the long term. Advantages of simplicity.
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    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Just use the same basic approach (simplification), but add a few brackets and you'll have something reasonable.
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    I have reported this post to the future staff of Wordforge for leaking Blue Room information, and I hope to see you banned in 9 years.
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  8. Dayton Kitchens

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    I will add something else I would like to do if I were president:

    Demilitarization of law enforcement across the United States.

    Of course a president could only start with federal agencies but I would like to see a massive pull back of law enforcement agencies and various government agencies maintaining military style personnel with military style training.

    I think its ridiculous that organizations like the Education Dept. and Agriculture Dept. have their own SWAT teams.
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  9. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Sound uncharacteristically reasonable.
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  10. Dayton Kitchens

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    I've had this opinion going back to when my sister worked for the IRS as a corporate auditor. She described the Special Agents who routinely wore their holstered sidearms as they swaggered around the office.

    She told me how (up until the Oklahoma City bombing) that the IRS special agents themselves would put up posters that said "Arab Terrorist" with a picture of Yassir Arafat, "Irish Terrorist" with a picture of some militant from North Ireland, an finally "American terrorist" with a picture of an IRS special agent.

    they apparently thought it was a real hoot and a half.
  11. The Original Faceman

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    That would be ridiculous if it were true. But it's not.
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  12. Dayton Kitchens

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    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/376053/united-states-swat-john-fund

    I can link to a Dept. of Education SWAT team raid as well if you wish.
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    You should because you made it up. The only federal agency with a SWAT team is the FBI.
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  14. The Original Faceman

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    I mean let's use our fucking heads for a minute. What does a DOE swat team do all day? Seriously. Fuck people.
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  16. Dayton Kitchens

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    I'm sure "technically" they are not "official" SWAT teams. But to me government agents wielding firearms not allowed to regular citizens using paramilitary training are a "SWAT team" regardless of the actual name.

    Remember the IRS has "Special Agents". And they are used to supplement uniformed Secret Service agents when the president visits somewhere.
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    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Don't be an idiot. People with guns are not SWAT teams.
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  18. Dayton Kitchens

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    Except that isn't what I said and you know it. I specified

    1) Firearms that regular citizens are not allowed.
    2) Paramilitary training.
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    On this we agree.


    I could actually see a justification for certain IRS employees to be armed (they are sometimes dealing with people who are going through stressful situations and who could potentially turn violent), but not the ag or education departments. It's ludicrous that those agencies have SWAT teams. :jayzus:
  20. Dayton Kitchens

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    Another reason for using my dad's place as an official residence if I were president is the presence of the two pads where the chicken house, )broiler barns, or chicken coops for you haters) once were.

    Each one is flat (of course) 40 feet wide and 300 feet long. More than enough space for multiple helipads and for that matter more than adequate to put a ski jump at one end and station a number of F-35s or other jump jets for air defense.
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  21. Dayton Kitchens

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    Plus of course limiting surface access is relatively easy.
  22. Steal Your Face

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    You should build a ski jump that lands you into the rotary of Marine One.:bergman:
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  23. gul

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    I think you mean Marine 1, but :techman: for the thought process.
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  24. Dayton Kitchens

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    Air Force 2 is the Vice President's plane numbnuts!
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  25. Steal Your Face

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  26. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Yeah, that's what I meant.
  27. Dayton Kitchens

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    When did you become a dual of ed629 or Faceman?
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  28. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I've had your back for a while, but the warmongering is too much. I don't dislike you, I'm just fucking with you. You're right though, I don't want to be like those two douche nozzle's.
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  29. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    According to Dayton he has no interest in war. If even you're calling him out on it maybe he'll.........nah, he'll just go on the same. :lol:

    Anyhow, why do you think ed is a "douche nozzle"? Face, granted...
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  30. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Because he keeps exaggerating Dayton's crimes.
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