Dayton's Great World

Great, now we have to stop @Dayton3 from obtaining the infinity stones.

If you'd said "to me," that would have been fine. But every time you make a list of what you perceive to be societal improvements, it invariably includes your desire to legislate morality for others.

If you want to convert people, perhaps you should study for the ministry.

Back when I was having trouble finding a job (between retail and teaching) my dad suggested I become a preacher. He said I had the education to succeed at it.

But Amy was against it as she said a person should only preach "in response to a 'call'".

I suggested my inability to find a job at that time might be a "call" but she wasn't buying it.

That would mean joining God's Army, and we all know how Dayton feels about joining military service.

He'd have to kill himself to get the Soul Stone, so no biggie.

More like this.

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It's funny 'cause it's true!

No worries.

Dayton will never have any stones, infinity or otherwise.

It seems that part of Dayton’s continued failure as a teacher is that he preaches more than he teaches.

But then you also said this, which pretty much makes you a complete shit as a person.

It's not nice to kinkshame like that.

"my version of Christianity only matters to me"

fixed

Why?!?
He's a selfish asshole that wont change...
But then again people here kept falling for Ted's shtick time and again...

Apparently El Chup thinks that if you send someone a nice book with lots of pictures that they should abandon their deepest life long held values and beliefs.

I wonder what types of picture books El Chup, garamet, Rick Deckard and ed629 like.....

Are you revealing BR or PM information in the RR?

You know, he sent you that book, which you found much, much better than others sent to you, as a gift as a gesture of goodwill and kindness when you were in the hospital, with a serious infection. And now you're mocking it. So as usual, you once again demonstrate that you're completely loathsome, vile, disgusting piece of shit. And you wonder why you're perceived the way you are by people on here.

He's just revealing how much of a shit he is at being a person and a so called Christian.

I said it was a "nice book". In case you're jealous the one you sent was nice too.

There really should be a new "Church of Kitchens".

Doctrines to include:

Follow the legalisms to achieve life after death, and fuck the poor!
Hate the gays - and anyone else whose sex life is not limited to the missionary position twice a year - but especially gays.
Bend people to your will! As long as it's the same as the will of Dayton. (Peace be upon him.)
Don't give a rats ass about what Jesus would do.
Personal superiority, no matter how stupid you are!
Judge your neighbor thrice before breakfast and as many times as you like afterwards.
Blessed are the hypocrites, because at least they have stood for something - even if that's only wife-beating!
Do not turn the other cheek! Revenge is sweet.
Carl Sagan is the evil one.

Someone calls you an asshole incapable of changing to decency and you respond by acting like an asshole and proving his point.

You're unreal.

A naive need to believe everyone has good in them that just needs a release I suppose.

His wife is kind and decent. I refuse to believe none of that rubs off on him. I'm still think that the way he acts like a total cunt is part of a troll effort.

It was only staff, and even that was, with one exception, an excuse to troll Face.

Just more proof that as an atheist i'm a better Christian than Dayton3...

Pontious Pilate was a better Christian than Dayton!

Wow...

that is truly the shittiest, most classless thing I've ever seen you say.

Sometimes I think that you can't really be this much of a POS in the real world, but you always exceed expectation.

Chup's obsession with Dayton and his family is so weird to me. Is it weird to anyone else?

I'm sure it's all part of an insidious plan to get on a plane to Bumfuck, Arkansas and carry out mass murder!

Not at all, once you realize Chup is Dayton's dual (or vice versa).