Dayton's Great World

Rumbled.

I’ve always assumed his obsession was born out of strong feelings of jealousy.

Here’s Dayton who has the perfect life - caring husband and father, employed as a teacher, organized list keeper, successfully avoided criminal prosecution an uncountable number of times, a healthy animosity towards minorities and sexual deviants.

All Chup can do is try to tear Dayton down knowing that he’ll never have the American dream that is Dayton’s blessed life.

I can buy Dayton being Chup's dual, but not vice versa. He lacks a full personality as it stands, there ain't two in there.

Well, not since he had that foot amputated.

A brilliant list by any reasonable measure. Others might differ of course.

After rereading this thread, I'm still convinced that Dayton/Chup is a very valid ship.

Updated

I'm pretty sure I've explained it before.

I want 7.0 A1c level in my blood.
elective abortions a memory
The Patriots receiving the Lombardi Trophy.
The Cowboys making the playoffs.
The 7th Fleet in the South China Sea.
The Russians in only their country.
A Unified Korea with its capital in Seoul.
Bashir Assad and Kim Jong in hell.
People in church three times a week.
The Dierks Outlaws in War Memorial Stadium in December.
My retirement fund bringing in 7% annual returns.
Plenty of dried, bailed hay in the barns.
Star Trek on network television every year.
Star Trek on the big screen every other Christmas.
Honor Harrington on the small screen.
sexual deviants in the closet.
Sci Fi Universe, International Combat Arms, Science Digest on the newsstands
Transformers returning to sanity.
Really cool Battletech TROs
B-1B bombers hitting targets on three continents.
Lorraine Bartlett writing some decent Booktown mysteries.
Decent places to buy books and magazines everywhere.
A brand new nuclear powerplant beginning operation every year.
U.S. astronauts on Mars.
U.S. unmanned probes orbiting the outer planets.
Cows grazing in the meadows.
Ships of the U.S. 5th fleet patrolling the Persian Gulf.
A Bush in the White House
NATO in Eastern Europe
new Ford pickup in my driveway
Illegal aliens staying in Mexico
presents under the Christmas Tree
A big fire in the fireplace in January
Liam Neeson in a thriller
Harrison Ford in a space opera
white Christmas only in the movies
Arkansas Razorbacks in a News Years Day Bowl
God in heaven
most businesses closed on Sundays
people staying off their IPhones 90% of the time.
a 9th major planet in the Sol system detected and imaged.

I would totally be checking for a cursed toilet hanako shaped like a duck the next time I went to the bathroom after that one if I were you. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanako-san

Phillipians 2:12-13 and, once again, you've mis-interpreted a passage from the Bible in order to fit your narrow world view. It has nothing to do with adhering to your own version of Christianity.

What Paul is saying here is that we must be obedient as we pursue sanctification and we should have an active fear of offending God through our disobedience. Paul is also referencing Psalm 111:10 "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom". So, basically, Paul is saying that a believer should fear sinning and pray for God's help during times of temptation.

Oh I agree with you.

Read that as 7.0 ALc and no... you really don't want a 7.0 BAC

Tough Basically, don't worry about others. It's really not your concern, is it?

Fuck the Patriots

Go Vikings (Yeah, like the Viks will make the playoffs, lol)

So if China and the US were Gog and Magog, which country would be which?

Politically or otherwise?

Isn't Pyonyang the historical Korean capitol?

What's your stance on Julian Bashir? Is he damned because of his surname?

Ha, no. Church once a week was bad enough. Three hour services suck.

Uh... ok?

Hope you're paying into that 401k or whatever you're using.

Get on that then.

Reruns or new shows? Runs the risk of bad content -- see Kyle's threads in MC.

Runs the risk of Trek burnout.

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What other people do in the bedroom with mutual consent shouldn't be an issue to you.

I'd like to see newspapers return to newstands

Starscream will fuck that up.

Que

You should ask her to do so

I know where: "Not Arkansas"

"Hippies suck in every galaxy."
Also, that's a hyper fast timeline.

IDGAF which country sends up astronauts to Mars. I just want humanity to get there.

Heh heh, you said "probes".

They don't already?

That'll go over well.

Technically, there's one already, and it belongs to Sarah Huckabee-Sanders... ahem.

I'm trying to make a joke or pun involving Bill Naito but I'm failing

Get on that.

I'd rather they stay on their own planet than screw over Mexico in particular.

That's on you, bud.

Also on you.

Liam getting offed by a lightsaber wasn't thrilling?

You want Airforce One in SPACE! don't you

You get white Christmases in Arkansas?

Rose Bowl? I wanna see the Ducks or the Beavers there, but I ain't holding my breath.

Yeah, that one's too easy.

What if I told you the Sabbath was on Friday

Whew, I don't have to worry about that one! I've got an Android!

Ok that'd be cool.[/quote]

Doesn't sound like "freedom" to me...

Not a war monger, no sir-eee.......

he just wants some living space...

It is definitely free dumb.

A relatively benign part of America's fan dumb, I'd say.

Don't worry @Tererun. In my America there will always be a place for you.

In your hellish dictatorship where the only freedom is the freedom to do as Dayton decrees?

Yes, in your America I would have a place as a gardener responsible for watering the tree of liberty.

Of course that would involve you getting elected after your donkey piss tapes came out, and you would actually have to have the courage of your convictions to run, but we all know that isn't happening in this world or the next.

Hey, you are totally stepping on @Dayton3 's freedumb to tell the world how to live. Of course, he would have to donkey up and actually run which we know is far beyond what he is capable of.

There you go! Gardening is good, honest work. Good to see that you're on board.

So do we call you or your mistress the first jackass?

If you take on the job as gardener, I will throw in free drug rehab.

We can discuss any of that when your presidency becomes more of a reality than any drug hallucination I have ever had.

Good to see you admit you have a problem. That's always the first step.

I think this needs some more fleshing out. Do the following things constitute sexual deviancy:

Masturbation
A husband and wife doing it doggy style
A husband and wife doing cowgirl
A husband titty-fucking his wife and blasting his seed on her breasts
A wife blowing her husband and spitting the semen out
A wife blowing her husband and swallowing his semen
A husband having anal sex with his wife
A wife pegging her husband
A husband having sex with his wife missionary style, but he pulls out and jizzes outside her
A husband and wife having sex in a Dayton-approved position, but using birth control
A husband scatting his wife
A wife scatting her husband

Probably best if people limit themselves to sex for reproduction on scheduled dates, with ejaculate being limited to one sperm per copulation.

Just to be on the safe side.

Never said I have a problem, and I am doing better than you by thousands of years.

Of course not. A husband and wife can do pretty much whatever they please. I'll admit I don't know what "pegging" or "scatting" is.