Do Apostle and Kirky have secret crushes on Garamet???

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Alpha Romeo, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    They Fight, and Bite
    They Fight and Fight and Bite
    Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
    The UA and Garamet Shooow!!

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  2. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Is that what your "girlfriend" thinks everytime you put your two inches in her?
  3. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    D'OH!!! :ramen:
  4. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Your concern for Uncle Albert is touching.
  5. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Exactly. Nobody uses such imprecise terminology any more.

    Nobody but UA, I suppose.
  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Do we really need to compare the number of people who still refer to "senility" versus those who use that archaic term you invoked, or could you maybe just drop it before you embarass yourself?
  7. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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    Very amusing, this thread is.
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  8. Alpha Romeo

    Alpha Romeo Victory is Mine

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    Apostle doesn't have sex. It's the devil's work, that evil sex thing!
  9. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    What "people" are you referring to?
  10. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    I think the last time I saw the term dementia praecox was in the Dungeon Masters Guide :soma:
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  11. enlisted person

    enlisted person Black Swan

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    She has a lot of sass, which makes her naturally attractive to some.
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  12. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    It was right next to the Gelatinous Cube, my fave monster. :ramen:
  13. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    Me thinks granny ghoulie is full of shit.

    Dementia praecox is a term that you see as often as you see a book from Ms. Banana herself on the bestseller list while the term senility is still used quite frequently by medical professionals and those who study gerontology/geriatrics.
  14. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Illiterate the poster is.
  15. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    Wouldn't that have been in the Monster Manual? :flow2:
  16. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    :rofl3:

    And when Ms. Banana has nothing left she turns to the old and trusty fallback of 'grammar nazi.'
  17. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Is Ms. Banana your grandmother's username? 'cause I don't see her on the list.

    Or is she another of your Imaginary Friends?
  18. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    You're right, it was the Monster Manual. :P
  19. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    :jayzus:

    The things that Alzheimer's does to a person are just horrible. Poor granny ghoulie's mind appears to be stuck in some sort of robotic like loop.
  20. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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  21. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    These noobs don't know how to do threads. I've had two in the last three days go over 400 posts.
  22. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    Sorry Alpha Romeo. We all know that apostle :heart:'s garamet, but garamet :heart:'s Sokar. They will win Best Love Triangle for 2007.
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  23. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Well, it does explain why you have Imaginary Friends.

    How old are you, though? Maybe it really is dementia praecox.
  24. Raoul the Red Shirt

    Raoul the Red Shirt Professional bullseye

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    Which one's which?
  25. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    and now we see evidence of granny ghoulie's cataracts, not being able to read everything you're looking at must be awful.

    Senescence seems to be taking a terrible toll on her.
  26. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    She's been a sad person for a long time.
  27. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Ain't that the truth? Given all the time you've been doing it, you'd think you'd be better at it.
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  28. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Added to the Neocon Lexicon: "Sad" = "impervious to obnoxious comments."
  29. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    That's up to the individual observer.
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  30. Caedus

    Caedus Fresh Meat Formerly Deceased Member

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    Ms. "A search of the Wordforge database shows no record of a poster named "ghoulamet." Please check your spelling and try your search again using different parameters." is calling me a terrible troll?

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