Do you drive a Tesla? If so, go fuck yourself.

It’s $15K, and if it works as intended, then you’re got a small problem if you park your car in the thing. See, Teslas call the mothership every time you try to turn them on, if they can’t make contact, they often refuse to start. If this thing blocks the signal…

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-cybertruck-owners-forum-is-already-full-of-tales-1851388334

Tesla Cybertruck Owners' Forum Is Already Full Of Tales Of Broken, Malfunctioning Cybertrucks

From gunky surfaces t0 embarrassing off-road exploits to malfunctioning after going through water, the stainless steel Tesla Cybertruck seems like an all-around mess. We cover a lot of those concerns here on Jalopnik, but if you want an even clearer picture of just how dire owners of this machine have it, look no further than the Cybertruck owners forums. ...​

So they sell a bit more than 19 out of 20 Teslas that they produce (about 95.6%, down about one percent after 2024 Q1).

https://www.reuters.com/business/au...mid-fierce-chinese-ev-competition-2024-04-05/

If at first you don't succeed...quit! When the going gets tough... the chickenshits bail out.

I drove past Eegah’s plant today and saw dozens of those shitty vehicles parked in a lot across the toll road.

A few miles later I caught up to and passed a car hauler with several of them onboard.

Tesla Drastically Cuts Model Y Prices Because Inventory Is At Record Levels

Once the early adopters and high income tech bros who don’t care about price have their’s there’s only one thing to do

This is the “real work” accomplished by that “big load.”

You know how everyone complains about the weird steering wheels Elmo tries to put in his cars? Well, this video (at the :16 and :30 mark), shows an even more annoying design.



If we can get Musk to adopt it, then natural selection will take care of the rest.

https://www.threads.net/@stonekettle/post/C5ekacvLmkj

I want to see the next video where the black man goes to return it to Tesla and gets shot by Grok409 because it thought he was stealing the car because it was re-programmed by racists.

txla tuf? So it is poorly made, and water makes it melt down? That sounds like Texass.

Tesla Settles Lawsuit With Family of Apple Engineer Killed in 2018 Crash

The new winner, and champeen of names for the Cybertruck is...

What an insult to the Panzer tho

speaking of which, we should all start calling the modern pickup truck a cybertruck.

Tesla Software Update Traps TikToker Inside 115-Degree Car

Tesla Cybertruck Is Significantly Worse At Towing Than Model X: Report

Norway's KLP may push Tesla on collective bargaining at annual meeting

Tesla Cybertruck Teardown Finds Massive Battery Pack Looks Only Half Full

95 Tesla deaths have involved fires or Autopilot. How the EV maker fares in fatalities per million miles.

Ford sold roughly as many Pintos as Tesla has sold vehicles. Around 30 people died due to exploding gas tanks in Pintos...

Okay, I realize that this is a sports car, and not a pickup truck, but the design could be easily modified to be a pickup truck, like the Cybertruck, and it is nearly every bit as angular as the Cybertruck, but it screams "futuristic" far, far louder than the Cybertruck.



It's a Ferrari concept from 1976.

TikTok video showing that the cover on the accelerator pedal not only slides off easily, but also wedges it into a spot where it can hold it down at full-throttle.

Tesla Halts Cybertruck Deliveries Due To Accelerator Pedal Issues

Tesla (TSLA) is rumored to be preparing a massive round of layoffs

https://x.com/realdanodowd/status/1778224756220940585?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ