Do you drive a Tesla? If so, go fuck yourself.

If you zoom in, it says “Exiting and reentering the vehicle may restore…”



It’s literally the Windows car we were laughing about in the 90s.

https://www.tesla.com/ownersmanual/cybertruck/en_us/GUID-65384C1F-86F2-44E8-A8BC-8A12E7E00A40.html

I really hate having to put painter's tape all over my pickup when I get it washed.

Oh, wait. I drive a Toyota, which is tough enough to withstand the rigors of getting cleaned.

And given that painter's tape isn't waterproof...

.233 is "vomit and pass out" drunk, but it's unlikely to be fatal. The threshold for life-threatening alcohol poisoning is generally around .30, and LD50, the level statistically has a 50/50 chance of killing the average person, is about .40.

Where does I'm 105kg and already had 35cl of whiskey sit on that?

Just debating how many more I can have.

Assuming I converted your communist measurements correctly, you should absolutely not drive (unless you spaced those drinks out over the past eight hours), but you're only halfway to needing professional medical attention.

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-tells-staff-customers-give-fsd-demo-email-report-2024-3

TL;DR version: Elmo needs the $200/mo subscription fee.

https://bsky.app/profile/juicysteak117.gay/post/3kokbsagx7d22

How would we be able to tell?

Gonna be some bruised arms.

Tesla's Quality Control Is So Bad Customers Are Taking Delivery Inspections Into Their Own Hands

Ah, Tesla's outsourcing to Spirit Air

I have to say INCEL Camino is redundant, but since there is no current el camino it does fit. The old el camino went along with either a mullet or slicked back greaser hair.

Just a disclaimer because I am sure one of you motherfuckers is a fan of an el camino, it is not a terrible idea or a bad car, but I was friends with people who had one, and it was not a chick magnet.

Tesla Expects An Awful Sales Report For First Quarter Of 2024

Twitter thread by a guy who's Cybertruck shat the bed in multiple ways yesterday.

This Solar-powered Cargo EV Offers 80% of the Cybertruck’s Storage Space for 8% of the price

Am I the only one who understands the physics problems with a cargo vehicle (or any vehicle) with 3 wheels where the front wheel responsible for direction is a singular point because it is the head of the triangle? This is bad enough on a mini car, or RV trike where you do not load it up with extra mass.

In this case, if I had a choice, I am actually taking the cybertruck even if I have to pay over twelve times the amount for it.

This is not the own you think it is.

https://techcrunch.com/2024/04/02/tesla-sales-drop-first-quarter-estimates-deliveries/

https://bsky.app/profile/niedermeyer.io/post/3kp5sheldcl2a

SpaceX staffers wonder if Elmo was higher than his rockets at recent meeting.

The Journal's new report said Musk was unusually incoherent when he took the stage in front of his SpaceX employees to discuss the development of the company's Big Falcon Rocket prototype, with one executive describing the event to the outlet as "nonsensical," "unhinged" and "cringeworthy."

In his defense it is hard to conduct meetings in a professional manner when in a fucking K hole. They should be thankful he doesn't make them fly in his rockets.

Boxy thing like that, solar panels don’t do squat. And I wouldn’t want to try to turn that at any highway speed if it was loaded.

Edit: nvm, it can’t go over 45kph. A cybertruck replacement it’s not.

Could be useful in a freight yard type of situation. We're still at the point where EVs still are on the margins as second cars and short haul delivery. Late in Biden's 2nd term is my guess when things start to really change.

How many of these are service loaners?

Reminded me of Scammell’s Mechanical Horse and Scarab.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scammell_Mechanical_Horse

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scammell_Scarab

Narrow roads, alleyways, freight yards as you said…

Looks like it requires a valid driver's license to operate so @Uncle Albert and @Steal Your Face would not be able to, but they could operate a forklift from what I have heard, and I think many of those are electric and charged.