Do you drive a Tesla? If so, go fuck yourself.

So it isn't rust, but it is ugly and reduces the shiny metal while masking the underlying metals more open to rust. and it seems to be hard to remove.

How is this actually making the design any less of a fuckpile of stupid? cybertruck buyers should be mocked and ashamed of themselves, and this technicality is not a reason to relieve them of that, but rather Elon seems to have created something worse than rust that encourages rust and sold it to his village of idiot cult members.

Time to laugh even harder at anyone driving one of these things. Your shiny cyberdick is more delicate than doilies. The elon cult seems to be the bubble wrap idiots from Dude Where's my Car? I thought that was a fucking joke, not that Elon was going to make it real.

So, based on this thread, it sounds like getting routine service on your Tesla is an issue.

https://bsky.app/profile/swolecialism.bsky.social/post/3klzgncwrqb2f

Elon Musk's Battle with Swedish Unions Is Now Impacting Tesla's Charging Stations

Workers Forced To Wade Through Toxic Mud To Build Elon Musk’s Pointless Vegas Tunnel

"Forced."

If someone wants to work, they're "forced" to get up in the morning.

It is a regulatory no no that anyone be working with exposure to chemicals classified as accelerants without proper protective gear. You are not allowed to employe people and send them into toxic chemicals which will damage their skin.

I am not sure why this is going on, but that needs to be fixed.

For Uncle fucktard, this would be like not giving a welder the proper gloves or tools to handle burning hot metals without burning yourself. Yeah sure you could find another job and no one is whipping you and forcing you to do that job, but you would expect there to be some sort opf tongs or gloves that they provide you so that you do not get burned.

If the article is true OSHA should be shutting Elon's boring company down and demanding proper protective gear.

That is not going to be a good feature. Yes, I would love to connect to the Tesla asshole near me and make fun of them and tell them what a shit driver their AI is and to get their fucking head out of their ass and look at the road, but how is that something you want in your car?

In the same way animals have to get up and track down something to eat every day. They are not "exploited" by the necessary efforts in life.

But you’re not outraged….

UA is never outraged!!

No-one has more rage than he!

NOOOOO ONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!

https://bsky.app/profile/jdotj.bsky.social/post/3kmol4maoia2j

Tesla Roadster Production Delayed, Elon Musk Promises “Rocket Thrusters” and Speed Records

It seems pretty clear to me that Elmo got the idea for this from Turbonique, which made rocket-powered add-ons for your car in the 60s.

When I thought of flying cars I was not picturing hackable flying missiles which randomly target things , go after emergency workers, and have a human playing candy crush VR while podcasting on them.

Ummm, maybe congress could take a break from hunter biden dick picks and not doing a new budget to regulate these things before Elon puts them into the air? It is not like they are doing anything important, and I really do not want burning lithium ion rockets zooming around during rush hour, or really any time for that matter.

When I was living in New York, after a snow storm I had a cop pull me over. The windshield was covered in snow along with the rest of the car, about 3 inches deep. I made a smiley face in the windshield. He was livid and screaming at me. He wanted to know how the fuck I could see. Told him I didn't need to see, the car could see. He started screaming that I was going to get a ticket for that as soon he could figure what ticket I would get. I turned on the wipers. He got even madder, but couldn't do much as I was still in a parking lot attached to the apartment I was living in and pointed that out to him. I've never seen a cop get that angry.

There's no good stills and the video can't be embedded, but someone has actually found a way to make the Cybertruck look cool. Granted, the modifications make it unusable for 99% of the population, but for a post-apocalyptic movie set on a frozen planet? It looks damned good.

Meanwhile, back in the real world...

Tesla Facing Lawsuit From 6,000 Black Factory Workers Alleging Racism

OMG there is racism in Elon land. Color me shocked and amazed. Where did he come from again? Oh yeah, a country known for racism.

https://bsky.app/profile/edburmila.bsky.social/post/3kmtdbek4fs2p

But other than that he still loves them both

https://www.dw.com/en/germany-tesla-gigafactory-hit-by-far-left-sabotage/a-68440976

It used to be that whenever you saw an Audi, BMW or Mercedes, there was a 99.9% chance that the person behind the wheel was a fucking idiot.

And then Teslas came long, and a new king was crowned.

Tesla Cybertruck Embarrasses Itself In Tug Of War With Silverado HD

https://jalopnik.com/tesla-cybertruck-s-basecamp-tent-is-a-3-000-disappoi-1851319488

Shot.



Chaser

https://nypost.com/2024/03/09/us-ne...in-completely-submerged-tesla-on-texas-ranch/