Dude! I Just Got a Contract for $300 Million! Let's Party!

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  1. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    I want one of these contracts!
    Take a gander at the company president.
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    Would you give $300 million to the Geico caveman?

    Check out the eyes on his VP.
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    I think it's pretty obvious where the profits went.
  2. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Shell Company. Hurrr.
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    Chris Cosmic Horror

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    Firefox is going crazy...
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    Shit! Gimmie some of that. :(

    Unless it's been in an underwater swamp for the last few decades, it's probably good enough for plinking.
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    Scruff ↓ dn ʎɐm

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    Oh Michael. Does REM suck so bad now you've taken up selling arms? :(
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    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Line em up against the wall.
  7. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    I'm not sure what's more ridiculous: THat the military would buy ammo from the late 60's and early 70's from Hungaria, or that they would get pissed that the ammo wasn't from Hungaria, but from China in the same period.
  8. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    When I saw this story I thought of Apostle. Young guy with a business. Likes guns. And a bit of an oddball.
  9. Tuckerfan

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    Given how crappy Chinese products are today, I shudder to think how bad 40 year old Chinese products might be.
  10. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    Hungaria? :blink:
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  11. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    "Me chinese, me play joke. Me put pee pee in your Coke!"
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  12. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Just don't shoot them with their weapons.....the guns won't fire!" :lol:

    Anywho.....did this guy just bid on surplus guns and ammo to begin his business? It's not like you're buying all this stuff at Walmart or garage sales. :unsure: Regardless, it's nice to see young people with ambition, instead of leaching off mom + dad or Uncle Sugar. :salute: