Ebola scare...girl from Liberia on my job.

I don't like this chick at all. A real smarty pants. I asked where she was from and she says.."Liberia. That's in West Africa" Ohhhh West Africa. Thank you for the geography lesson. Fuck you! She's young enough to be my daughter and swears she knows it all. Actually tries to tell me how to do stuff. And she is a new hire.

She's funny looking. Like a ugly Rihanna. Like Rihanna after coming out of month of solitary confinement. She sometimes wears a fucked up weave those African girls like. And she's kinda light skinned. I'm like Dang! You one light skinned ass African. Didn't you ever get out in the sun and play with the zebras? I just don't like her.

So now with this ebola shit I wonder about her. I never worked with no real Africans and now I gotta worry if her cousin Mandingo comes to visit her family and brings some dang ebola with him. I been keeping my distance from her. And I don't say a word about my fears in the office. But think about it ...I'm pretty safe otherwise except I have a FUCKING POSSIBLE CARRIER in close proximity.

Man, if I see her cough or sneeze I'm out of there.

What do you think??

Sent from my iPhone while driving

Mewa should grudge fuck her.

Yes...and then since she's an ugly Rihanna he should give her a Chris Brown upside the noggin'.
When I was in The Army I knew a Liberian.
Dumb as shit, crazy as shit, and had about a dozen extra teeth in his mouth.

Mention that she's light skinned, then ask what's the going rate for albino body parts these days.

Dude, she's an ugly Rihanna with a chance of EBOLA!!

She needs to die in a fire, but mainly because she's a typical millenial loser who thinks she is there to reinvent office systems. I bet she uses words like team and collaborate. That is a far greater infection risk than the ebola.

Give her a push:

You hit the nail on the head. She's a clerk with a degree and now supposedly working on masters or some other shit.

Is she this light skinned?

No. You know why? Cuz she's not WHITE.

Did you watch the video, son?

I already described her. What...you never seen a pic of Rihanna?

This friggin' guy!

You're missing a funny video about Ebola and relationships that was made in the area you claim to be from.

I thought you'd get a kick out of it.

I was trying to be nice to you.

Meanie.

Area I claim to be from??? Huh?!

Your profile says you're from Rockefeller Center. The video is from last week's SNL.

Mewa, watch the video. I think you'll laugh.

If I was in Texas I would be even more nervous. Luckily she is not my friend so we keep away from each other. But I still have to breath some of her air.

If its from SNL, I won't laugh. Try as they might, it just doesn't happen.....unless Justin Timberlake is on.

You don't like Sarah Silverman?

Maybe you should get a surgical mask to wear around the cubicle farm. I see people with them on the subway all the time, and figure they are part of the no-vax freak fest.

On a serious note. I have to make sure I don't make one single ebola comment while in the office. Everyone else seems to like her. And in this world I'm sure my comments would have HR come down on me.

I just went through customs at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport, overheard one of the customs officials say "We're America's first line of defense!"

Uhhh....

Well that was 2:36 I'd like to get back. Thanks a lot, Poodle!

You didn't watch it. :|

Local hospital had an ebola scare. The girl I sleep with says the hospital's safeguards were laughable (lots of duct tape and garbage bags). I'm starting to think we don't have it together...

She does have a pulse, so I'm still not seeing a red flag yet.

I'm sure that in the past many hospitals probably didn't take training about ebola super seriously as there had never been a case of it before but I have to think after the case in TX a lot more people are taking it very seriously. Especially since that nuse in Spain caught it from a patient.

Warning!Warning!Warning! Possible carrier here.

Oh shit - a guy I work with occasionally commutes from Atlanta every day.
Time to don duct tape and garbage bags!

The key thing seems to be early recognition and rapid containment:


How Firestone Shut Ebola Down
In model response, tiremaker stopped the virus at its first patient in Liberia