El Chup appears to have passed away

So I go into the men's room at work, and apparently some guy had explosive diarrhea just before he managed to sit down...

Well I hope your tummy feels better soon.

I once had a...similar episode...in a public bathroom at the mall, arriving at the seat perhaps half a second too late. After things had settled down, I was amazed to see I had even managed to get, er, some fairly high up on the walls. Not being a gorilla, I diligently cleaned up after myself, but had to go home commando because those shorts looked like a massacre had occurred there.

That one's for you, @El Chup.

Are you sure you're on the left politically? Normally anger, violence, and "Even though I'm the one hurting you, this is your fault for holding to opinions that I don't like" are characteristics of right-wing dictatorships.

Oh, wait, they were also characteristic of Stalinist Russia.

Okay, carry on.

I might move this thread shortly since it seems to be going off track.

At this point a split might be called for.

While I'm for letting threads evolve as they may, I agree, a split is a good idea, and merge the memorial stuff to the memorial forum.

one time working construction I used the porta-potty (a #2) and realized there was no toilet paper. Quite often Mexicans working in adjacent farms and whatnot would steal all the toilet paper. Anyway we have generators running all the time and nobody could hear me yelling to bring toilet paper from anyone's personal stash in their trucks.
So I had to take my socks off and wipe with those.

When I came out of the porta potty everyone said "what happened to your socks? Didn't you have socks on when you came to work?"

I've had to use my socks before.

Nah. I think it perfectly appropriate that Chup's memorial thread turn into a circle of diarrhea stories.

If I die, and Wordforge finds out about it, I certainly hope my memorail thread degenerates into something ludicrous that has little or nothing to do with me. Otherwise, it will not be worthy of Wordforge, and I will have felt like, despite all my years here, I never really understood the place!

I hope Faceman will jump in with "I'm glad he's dead" and Diacanu will tell everyone how much he detested my blathering and Nova will post 8 pages of ... well, something.

A whole littany of "Wasn't he a great guy?" just wouldn't make the grade.

I was planning on dumping out a 40 ounce malt liquor on your grave that's been sipped by either Neil Degrasse Tyson, or Seth McFarlaine.

But...the other thing works in a pinch too.

Leave this thread alone. It’s perfect the way it is. Maybe just lock it eventually.

Wait for Dayton to come back before we lock it.

No. We don't need that.

No one wants 8 pages of Dayton and El Chup derailing.

Umm . . .

I think El Chup would have been pleased to have one last chance to shit on Dayton.

I think NGT would do the trick.

So no obituary?

I'm sure somewhere in England - thousands of people die there every day though so good luck finding that specific obituary.

Here you go

Well this could be tasteless.

Where to bury Barry Weir?

There is no obituary that I can find in any of the obituary sites for a Barry Weir.

He died of you being annoying. Are you fucking happy? It was you.

Just so everyone knows, there’s a reason @Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee is asking, unfortunately, I can’t reveal what he PM’d me.

near the dam... duh

Apparently the funeral is next Thursday.

A right-winger with a conspiracy theory?
That's so out of character.

Obituaries don’t say whether someone dies with Christ in their heart. Tell @Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee that he should assume Christ was not in El Chup when he passed. And then tell him to shut up.