Fatherforge Assemble

Discussion in 'The Green Room' started by Stallion, Feb 9, 2014.

  1. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Well, I can’t go hijacking Forbin’s thread and I haven’t started any of my own for a while, but as Packard asked for good wordforge news, and since a Packard ban seems to be out of the question, I thought I would chip in with mine.

    MiniStall due mid August. Finally it seems its time to grow up. I’m guessing after making it to Vegas in both 2012 and 2013, three in a row will be out of the question. The next 6 months of ultra saving beckons it would seem and of course getting ready for the wean.

    Joking aside, its great news. Something we are both looking forward to and we are lucky to both be in a position that we hopefully won’t struggle too much. Both have great family support systems in place to give us a break if we really need it.

    Now I can look forward to living my life vicariously through my child! I’ll need to reign that thought in, I could easily see myself falling into sporting father from hell if its a boy!!
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  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Congrats Stal and Mrs. Stal, that is indeed awesome news!
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  3. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    ^Indeed, although Mrs Stall has been milking the pregnancy from weeks 7 - 13. Not eating much and as such not making dinners, saying the smells are too much for her, can't go supermarket shopping, for some reason has had to migrate to my chair in the living room!! :mad:

    I think she's at it!!
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  4. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Yeah, pregnancy and menstrual cramps are the two great scams women have perpetrated on men. But then again, they let us play with their boobies.
  5. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Not at the moment, apparantly their too sore!!!! :mad:
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  6. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    I'd get as much boning in as possible while you can.

    My big headed asshole of a son screwed that up for me for a long time. :mad:
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  7. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Congratulations, Stallion. :techman:
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  8. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Congrats! Welcome to the club!
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  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Damn babies only think about themselves! It's all about "me, me, me". :ualbert:
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  10. K.

    K. Sober

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    :)

    Congratulations. And thanks.
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  11. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Congrats!!! :)
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  12. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Yeah, first trimester is rough. But after that, most pregnant women are horny as hell. :D
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  13. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    You didn't slip the OB/GYN a few $ to throw in a extra stitch or two in there to tighten things up? Rookie mistake.... :ramen:
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  14. Aenea

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    Don't give ANC any stupid ides. ;)

    Congrats Stal!!
  15. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Nice one cuntbreath. :)
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  16. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Cheers bawjaws
  17. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    "Bawjaws"? That's a brit-ism I've not heard before.
  18. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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  19. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Good job, sir. At least you now know you weren't firing blanks :ramen:
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  20. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Congrats. Who's the father? :ramen:

    Oh and Gul is right, after the 1st trimester the level of horny goes through the roof. So get your shagging in while you can because after birth, if shes modest, shes on medical rest for 6 weeks and you're in for a case of blue balls
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  21. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    Six weeks?!?! I hate you all. :brood:
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  22. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Yeah, 6 weeks is a minimum timeframe. For some women it's MUCH longer, and even if they're physically ready, the "baby damage" to their bodies makes them sometimes psychologically not ready for even longer. :(
  23. Aenea

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    Ummm, lol, bullshit. It's whenever the woman is ready 4 weeks or so. Some doctors punch that up. Oh and not all women are horny. I didn't want sex at all.
  24. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Regardless about the potential lack of sex, i can worry about that later. Most important thing is ministall has been cooking for 14weeks or so now and everything looks good and healthy!

    :techman:
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  25. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    So you saw a stem on the apple?
  26. Stallion

    Stallion Team Euro!

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    Next scan 20 weeks we get to find that out
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  27. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Holy shit, ain't that a fact. 2nd and at least part way into the 3rd, you'd better go into hiding unless you want nonstop horny-woman-all-up-on-ya time. Pretty close to every waking moment she's within arm's reach of you.
  28. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Congrats! Toughest job you'll ever love. And I'm saying it's a girl. She'll be the apple of your eye!
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  29. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    I actually feel bad for dad's that have all boys. There is something to be said for having your own little princess to wrap your self around her pinkie finger
  30. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    I can say that I've never scooped poop out of a vagina. You go and try and make that claim. :bailey: