I can bitch. So sawwwkkk it. That's why they made those hoses that come with the kitchen sink, ain't it?
I get a lot of pleasure out of my daughter and my son's. There's a lot to be said for having more than one kid and getting a mix of genders. But @Ancalagon, you still have to own the fact that you wipe shit off of balls and clean the penis shaft.
I've gone into both ultrasounds wanting a boy and knowing ( plus saying) it's a girl. Girls are awesome but I would have liked a mix.
That's the flip side of what I said about daddies and boys only. In the mean time I'm willing to ship up a strapping young lad of 14 for summer work.
So what a tiring, scary, awesome three days I've had....... Kid was not due until this Thursday and generally first kids seem to be late so expecting nothing. Friday morning the wife wakes up with blood, take her into hospital, she's very anxious but baby trace all seems fine. She's in for observation most of the day, she's fine except the blood, I'm sitting with her bored. Friday evening a bit more blood and they were about to give her an emergency C section but as the baby was still fine they just broke the waters themselves to bring on the labour at 11pm. Bear in mind we had been up since 7am. 12 and a half hours later, a lot of blood, some scary implements choice language and then implements that can only look like a hostel torture scene later, this little princess was brought into the world....... A gratuitous selfie since it is 2014 afterall....... Put your hands up......... And just got my two girls home tonight...... I guess I having a daughter means I have just went from hunter to game keeper!
I missed my princess being born - I was in Korea watching Bill Clinton get elected! Talk about a full day of dissapointment...... now she's married and hopefully will have kids of her own eventually.
She's a beauty - and wait till she grows up. You'll be needing that shotgun about then. Keep it right by the front door for when the guys start sniffing around her.
By the way, Stallion, You're much younger than I envisioned. I guess I always assume a male poster here is a rotund, middle age fellow until I see a pic.
^safe assumption Stallion, this stuff really works. It's probably saved my marriage and Isaac's life:
Unfortunatley at 35 years old, I probably am classed as middle aged. Since the selfie was taken iv now went three weeks without a shave, im starting to look like Anc, even shades of the ging coming through in patches!
