Favorite Penis Euphemisms

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  1. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    No one knows teh cawk like Christians. :garamet:
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  2. Bickendan

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  3. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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  4. Summerteeth

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  5. Dr. Krieg

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    Wang. Or bleeding veiner. :bailey:
    Dr. Krieg, Nov 27, 2010
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  6. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    Hawk, Michael Hawk. Has anyone seen Mike Hawk?


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    Dr. Drake Ramoray, Nov 27, 2010
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  7. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Perhaps, but it takes nine months...
    Spaceturkey, Nov 27, 2010
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  8. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    Nah, just a headboard.


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    Dr. Drake Ramoray, Nov 27, 2010
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  9. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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  10. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Paladin, Nov 28, 2010
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    ^ You have spent the better part of two days googling and wracking your brain to keep coming up with the stuff haven't you?! :P
    Captain J, Nov 28, 2010
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  12. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Not me! I'm just trying to remember all the names my pornstar/Victoria's Secret model girlfriends call it!
    oldfella1962, Nov 28, 2010
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  14. skinofevil

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    Paladin, Nov 29, 2010
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  17. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    Seeing eye snake, as in:

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    Some of these sound more like euphemisms for cervical smears! :unsure:

    Not pleasant!
    Summerteeth, Nov 29, 2010
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  19. Llumnissa

    Llumnissa Stupid people are still stupid....

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    Yeah...that MIGHT fill up a micro size postit...
    Llumnissa, Nov 29, 2010
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    Lanzman, Nov 29, 2010
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    The Unbearable Beefness of Bedding

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    Zee Churmunz (As in: "Before zee Churmunz get 'ere.")
    skinofevil, Nov 29, 2010
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    Data Transfer Cable
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    Bickendan, Nov 29, 2010
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