As great as that is, I demand further attempt. We are Wordforge, and this is also Wordforge. We must ascend to higher levels of slang for male genitalia.
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I heard one guy describe it once (while he was taking a whizz in the bathroom) as "shaking hands with the unemployed".
Wow, I get to post this clip twice in one night! [YT="Can we call it a tallywhacker?"]GIcSuyZjjIM&feature=related[/YT]
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Meat dangler. (ironically enough I heard this one on a Christian forum on myspace about 4 years ago).