Favorite Penis Euphemisms

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  1. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    What have you got, Wordforge?
     
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    UA won this years ago with "Pork Sword".
     
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  3. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    As great as that is, I demand further attempt.

    We are Wordforge, and this is also Wordforge. We must ascend to higher levels of slang for male genitalia.
     
    Lethesoda, Nov 26, 2010
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    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Enormous schwanzstucker. :j:
     
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    Slap Head Zipperfish
     
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    "Delaware".

    (the poster not the state)
     
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    Trouser snake, Lizard, One Eyed Wonder Weasel.
     
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    Purple-helmeted warrior
    Heat-seeking Moisture Missile
    Vlad the Impaler
     
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    Mr. Happy.
     
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Mini-Meat (fits me anyway)
    Pants Perch
    Boxer Bass
    One-eyed Pike
     
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    skinofevil Fresh Meat

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    Beefhammer
     
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    The Bald Avenger
    Purple Piston
    Throbby
    Snatchbore
    The Vagina Mono-Log
    Slugger
    Poonbase Alpha
    Man-Drill
    The Infiltrator
    Quimstretcher 8000
    Cuntbasher
    Bonus Bone
    Whorebore
    The Groaning Rod
     
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  13. Jamey Whistler

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    Rumple Foreskin
    Mr. Jiggle Daddy
     
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  14. Spaceturkey

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    7" more than you'll ever see!!
     
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  15. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Either way, it's still one of the smallest parts of the Union...
     
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  16. skinofevil

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    womb blaster
     
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  17. Tamar Garish

    Tamar Garish Wanna Snuggle? Deceased Member

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    Can a gaping, weeping pussy really be a penis euphemism?
     
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  18. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    it's tiny for a penis, but huge for a clit!

    maybe he could be teH bABA's wing?
     
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  19. skinofevil

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    The Cockapocalypse

    Leviathan

    My BOOM stick!
     
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  20. Lethesoda

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    ... The Trouser Titan.
     
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  21. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Dirty Harry
     
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  22. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    wash it then.
    maybe a bit of man-scaping...
     
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    The Vag-o-matic
     
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    But do you think those folks in Texas are compensating for something? :chris:
     
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    I heard one guy describe it once (while he was taking a whizz in the bathroom) as "shaking hands with the unemployed".
     
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    Wow, I get to post this clip twice in one night!

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    Loveclub
    RogerRamjet
    The Occupier
    ChowderNozzle
    Bananarammer
    Wombbroom
    Depthgauge
    LimberMember
    Pipeorgan
    Dipstick
    Boomtube
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    Mighty Whitey In Your Tighty
     
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  30. Llumnissa

    Llumnissa Stupid people are still stupid....

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    Meat dangler. (ironically enough I heard this one on a Christian forum on myspace about 4 years ago).
     
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